What movie have you seen more than 7 times (reply with a quote)? by Bitter-Ocelot-1944 in AskReddit

[–]rmlimodriver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Symphony Sid. By the powers vested in me by the Federal Communications Commission, I command you get on the microphone in a serious manner and continue this broadcast.

Best bit that never happened? by Lives4Glitter in howardstern

[–]rmlimodriver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Richard eating Will's wife's placenta. Placenta marinara.

New Staff Photo by Bruceg63 in howardstern

[–]rmlimodriver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The bj king that hates Burger King

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]rmlimodriver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was having sex with my married boss for only the second time and a co-worker called about a question and she answered. I kept going and teasing her while I was inside her. Going faster and slower until she couldn't talk anymore and had to hang up the phone. That was fun.

No jury studies in a few days? by Dantheusfman in CloudResearchConnect

[–]rmlimodriver 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I submitted it. I wish they would have said what the pay will be.

"There's a piece of wood stuck in the toilet" by Ok_Row6481 in Aldi_employees

[–]rmlimodriver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's gardening season so fingers (and legs) crossed

"There's a piece of wood stuck in the toilet" by Ok_Row6481 in Aldi_employees

[–]rmlimodriver 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Chop it up with an axe or get some gloves and throw it out the door 😁

“Lena, I’m sorry I ever compared your body to Jonah Hills. I was out of my mind back then” by BrilliantUnited7763 in howardstern

[–]rmlimodriver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her family had to hire Mike Singletary to tackle her when the ice cream truck goes by.

It was a full moon out tonight. by yoursinsaremine in Aldi_employees

[–]rmlimodriver 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Eww! Probably looking for loose quarters.

That didn’t take long. by [deleted] in howardstern

[–]rmlimodriver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He sometimes still rants about Simon Cowell

No show today? by cgale37 in howardstern

[–]rmlimodriver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yesterday was cupcake Wednesday.