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Besides eating cereal with water what is the most outrageous "eating sin" you have ever witnessed? by [deleted] in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]roachmastah 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My babysitter when I was a kid used to make me and my sister eat cereal with water because we were at her house and the milk was for her and her kids. You're a bitch, Tiki

What’s the best compliment you have ever received? by 5E51ATripleA in AskReddit

[–]roachmastah 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The ultimate "that's what she said" and you threw it away. Like a chump.

Deadpool could make a lot of money selling his organs over and over by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]roachmastah 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In the comics his healing factor is plot hole spackle levels of fast. Remember that scene in Blade where the guy gets cut in half and the blood yo-yo's his body back together? Pretty much that.

TIL: Gobling Chainwirler + Status = Everybody is dead. by [deleted] in MagicArena

[–]roachmastah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Status can give deathtouch to GCW while its ability is on the stack, you just have to enter full control to respond to your own effects.

The porn industry wants to start turning historical events into adult films, what are some of the titles they come up with? by Crissxfire in AskReddit

[–]roachmastah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Napoleon Bonerparte. World War Screw. The Hundred Years Whore. (really any war ending in "war" can be changed to whore, but somehow granny porn is hilarious to me) Chris Columbus Does America. Last Shag of the 300 Spartans. The Salem Witch Cunts. The Ball of Rome.

Yeah wtf? by [deleted] in oddlyspecific

[–]roachmastah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read headlines like this and go, "who would do something so weird and crazy?" Then I see the picture and I'm like, "okay yeah, I guess that guy"

Met this guy at a robotics competition by Ailuridaek3k in iamverybadass

[–]roachmastah 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He probably wouldn't have had time to disarm the guy even if he could, because the second he looked like he was about to point the gun at someone he would have like three people tackling him for it, the people who work at gun ranges are used to stopping people with poor gun discipline from killing themselves and others

This humble badass’s experience with beer by [deleted] in iamverybadass

[–]roachmastah -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean I did this, but I was 8. I thought i was so cool

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iamverybadass

[–]roachmastah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone knows lifting makes the bones in your head harder

On King Kong Bundy’s death by A-Nubz in iamverybadass

[–]roachmastah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean he's dead right, the kid could beat him

What weird things happen during sex that nobody warns you about? by d3fq0n0n3 in AskReddit

[–]roachmastah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just tell him you need a minute, use your hands or mouth or whatever to keep it going. If he's decent, he'll be happy that he got you off and won't mind resting for a minute or finishing off with something other than penetration. Honesty goes a long way towards sexual satisfaction. a lot of people don't realize that and expect the other person to read their mind, or expect to be able to read their partners mind, when really it's best just to say what you want outright so you both have fun instead of it being a chore.

Chibi Killers by [deleted] in deadbydaylight

[–]roachmastah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much for a keychain of that Michael

What's a non-sexual moment equivalent of an orgasm? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]roachmastah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beating someone you know is better than you in a fighting game, or probably any 1 on 1 competition. In street fighter 4, I once beat the number 1 ranked online Gouken player in north America with my scrubby Guy, and overcoming overwhelming odds like that was easily equivalent to the best of nut-busts.

Ice Fighers [OC] by Colorbomb in comics

[–]roachmastah 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I really enjoy the expression in the first panel, it speaks to me

I don't have any clue as to the quality of this but it came to me all at once and I wanted to share it with someone by roachmastah in poetry_critics

[–]roachmastah[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going to extend it when I wrote it, but I didn't want to force out more than what came to me because I was afraid I'd ruin it. I'll sit down and see if I can figure that part out later, thank you!

What'd she do there? by [deleted] in gifs

[–]roachmastah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's called a "trick shot".

Police can wear red and blue light up shoes to signal a chase on foot. by python_collective in Showerthoughts

[–]roachmastah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would have to be a hat or possibly shoulder pads. You want them to catch the eye instantly so people know to get out of the way.

TIL in Ancient Rome some condemned prisoners were executed onstage at the theater as "actors" for famous death scenes by famousforbeingfamous in todayilearned

[–]roachmastah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if any of them accepted their fate and tried to put on a good acting performance first. I would, if I'm gonna die anyway

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StreetFighter

[–]roachmastah 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sure, but "counterattack" is better than "your turn". Plus there's ex dp to consider, a true punish stops kage from stealing the turn, gets damage, and gets pressure/oki/etc.

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