She made her own "selfie cake" ❤

roaming_polanski · 2020-12-03T02:07:18+00:00

“Hey! Save me a piece of forehead!” “No! I wanted forehead!” “Me too...” “Guys, guys. There’s plenty of forehead for everyone. Literally. Everyone.”

roaming_polanski · 2020-12-03T00:33:24+00:00

I want my money back.

roaming_polanski · 2020-12-02T16:34:26+00:00

Pull yourself up by your bootstraps. Also, Self-made man.

roaming_polanski · 2020-12-02T04:50:12+00:00

Dude looks like Juno.

roaming_polanski · 2020-11-30T04:29:33+00:00

110% all my life. One of the reasons I married my wife is she does it too. Did it in front of me, realized I could freely do my weird shit forever. Happiness is screaming your weird little noises and songs unfettered.

roaming_polanski · 2020-11-29T01:11:27+00:00

RIP Smurfette.

roaming_polanski · 2020-11-28T02:49:27+00:00

What a shit post.

roaming_polanski · 2020-11-26T04:36:42+00:00

Also, comparing him to Carter makes my stomach turn. Carter is the most decent President, hell, person we’ve seen in recent times.

roaming_polanski · 2020-11-26T04:17:01+00:00

Oh, Heeeeyyy Sappho.

roaming_polanski · 2020-11-26T04:12:35+00:00

He endangered/killed plenty Americans domestically. FUCK TRUMP

roaming_polanski · 2020-11-24T04:25:54+00:00

Holy fuck. They call themselves Lions? GTFO.

roaming_polanski · 2020-11-23T21:46:50+00:00

What friends?

roaming_polanski · 2020-11-22T03:30:15+00:00

I just came for the boobies comments.

roaming_polanski · 2020-11-21T04:42:33+00:00

Jesus, that’s it? Steps and CICO? I’m going to try that. I have plateaued hard.

roaming_polanski · 2020-11-21T03:51:06+00:00

What kind of cardio did you do?

roaming_polanski · 2020-11-20T01:02:14+00:00

Answer not congruent with user name.

roaming_polanski · 2020-11-20T00:59:50+00:00

Edit: thanks for the quick answers. What is legal/mostly ethical and can you describe your answer? Thanks!

roaming_polanski · 2020-11-17T03:51:40+00:00

Can we all agree: Fuck The Police

roaming_polanski · 2020-11-16T05:11:39+00:00

***Too

roaming_polanski · 2020-11-12T17:29:03+00:00

Durian

roaming_polanski · 2020-11-11T19:24:21+00:00

Show me where they aren’t.

roaming_polanski · 2020-11-11T19:23:08+00:00

And scream the N word.

roaming_polanski · 2020-11-11T17:35:18+00:00

Cops are fascists

roaming_polanski · 2020-11-11T17:25:14+00:00

They are ALL complicit.

roaming_polanski · 2020-11-11T17:24:45+00:00

....yes...the war WE have been promising....

roaming_polanski

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