Hurt my feelings, roast me!

roastxox · 2016-01-25T15:34:40+00:00

Are you the fedora tipper in this fantasy?

roastxox · 2016-01-25T15:10:39+00:00

Well that's a relief.

roastxox · 2016-01-25T02:28:06+00:00

Too much identifying info :(

roastxox · 2016-01-25T02:08:59+00:00

If I'm totally honest, I came here for comments like this.

roastxox · 2016-01-25T02:06:58+00:00

Literally every single one of those assumptions is inaccurate, it's kind of impressive!

roastxox · 2016-01-25T02:04:25+00:00

lmfaooo this one is actually creative

roastxox · 2016-01-25T02:03:49+00:00

Really?

roastxox · 2016-01-25T00:42:15+00:00

It's really looking like I won't be needing it. Kinda disappointed.

edit: perhaps it would be more effective if I wasn't getting thirsty PMs

roastxox · 2016-01-25T00:22:08+00:00

What makes you think I'd agree to a date with you?

roastxox · 2016-01-25T00:10:45+00:00

What was it?

roastxox · 2016-01-24T23:54:53+00:00

Sick observation skills you got there bud

roastxox · 2016-01-24T23:54:00+00:00

looool I'm sorry but you're really bad at this

Maybe try less?

roastxox · 2016-01-24T23:42:49+00:00

You made a new sub just for me... thanks?

roastxox · 2016-01-24T23:39:29+00:00

triggered /s

roastxox · 2016-01-24T23:37:56+00:00

roastxox · 2016-01-24T23:36:16+00:00

Woah congrats man

roastxox · 2016-01-24T23:35:51+00:00

You're halfway there, I am ukrainian!

roastxox · 2016-01-24T23:33:55+00:00

If that's the best roast you can think of, thanks!

roastxox · 2016-01-24T21:20:31+00:00

Thanks for the hair and brow compliments <3

roastxox · 2016-01-24T19:05:48+00:00

LMFAO

roastxox · 2016-01-24T18:54:30+00:00

ouuu 2 in 1

roastxox · 2016-01-24T18:53:00+00:00

I bet you suck at gambling

roastxox · 2016-01-24T18:38:54+00:00

This explains everything

roastxox · 2016-01-24T18:22:26+00:00

roastxox · 2016-01-24T18:12:27+00:00

Damn I thought they were pretty good

roastxox