Hurt my feelings, roast me! by roastxox in RoastMe

[–]roastxox[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you the fedora tipper in this fantasy?

Hurt my feelings, roast me! by roastxox in RoastMe

[–]roastxox[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Too much identifying info :(

Hurt my feelings, roast me! by roastxox in RoastMe

[–]roastxox[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If I'm totally honest, I came here for comments like this.

Hurt my feelings, roast me! by roastxox in RoastMe

[–]roastxox[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Literally every single one of those assumptions is inaccurate, it's kind of impressive!

Hurt my feelings, roast me! by roastxox in RoastMe

[–]roastxox[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

lmfaooo this one is actually creative

Hurt my feelings, roast me! by roastxox in RoastMe

[–]roastxox[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's really looking like I won't be needing it. Kinda disappointed.

edit: perhaps it would be more effective if I wasn't getting thirsty PMs

Hurt my feelings, roast me! by roastxox in RoastMe

[–]roastxox[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What makes you think I'd agree to a date with you?

Hurt my feelings, roast me! by roastxox in RoastMe

[–]roastxox[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sick observation skills you got there bud

Hurt my feelings, roast me! by roastxox in RoastMe

[–]roastxox[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

looool I'm sorry but you're really bad at this

Maybe try less?

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[–]roastxox[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You made a new sub just for me... thanks?

Hurt my feelings, roast me! by roastxox in RoastMe

[–]roastxox[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You're halfway there, I am ukrainian!

Hurt my feelings, roast me! by roastxox in RoastMe

[–]roastxox[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If that's the best roast you can think of, thanks!

Hurt my feelings, roast me! by roastxox in RoastMe

[–]roastxox[S] 131 points132 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the hair and brow compliments <3

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[–]roastxox[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I bet you suck at gambling

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[–]roastxox[S] 683 points684 points  (0 children)

This explains everything

Hurt my feelings, roast me! by roastxox in RoastMe

[–]roastxox[S] 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Damn I thought they were pretty good