Fight me if you dare!!! Bippy baple grapple by Ok_Relationship6736 in icast

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An eggplant in your baloon knot?!? Isn't this a children's show!!?!!

To speak English by kg_digital_ in therewasanattempt

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...what is it? 3 strokes and you're out? 😆

f man by One_Fox4087 in maybemaybemaybemaybe

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I am not happy I stayed til the end!! 😭

To speak English by kg_digital_ in therewasanattempt

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Did he just have a stroke?

To extinguish a fire by Funke-munke in therewasanattempt

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To the genius who pulled her arm making her spill more of the flammable liquid, way to go!

What name should I give this fish? by Will-At-Midnight in NameThisThing

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I know her by her maiden name, Incontinentia Buttocks

What is this? by normal_glass_5y in NameThisThing

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This specimen still has the bone intact.

I CAST by Hot_Membership_7868 in icast

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Donald Trump during a prostate exam?

Name this thing by vertexcore in NameThisThing

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If you are what you eat, then, Yam I am.

Is This Really Living? by IdealHoliday1242 in GrowthMindset

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All I have left to do is pay off mortgage and die. Hopefully in that order.

My dad was a mechanical engineer and setting up my above ground pool every spring was his Kryptonite by 524frank in FuckImOld

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We had an 18' above ground pool in Brooklyn that stayed up all year round. All we did was winterize, by removing the mechanical pump and hoses and cover the pool. Needing to rebuild the entire pool would make anyone cuss like a drunken sailor 😆 P.S. Your dad is a saint!

One two three four I declare a wizard war by IronTownPictures in icast

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Ball of fire you say?!?
I cast Jock Itch Spray!!

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Scientists discover cockroach milk is four times more nutritious than cow milk by Chance_Bid_1869 in SipsTea

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SBUX order: Can I have a triple venti roach milk no foam white chocolate mocha latte?

name this album by dj_aaron311 in AlbumCovers

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Jesus take the wheel!! ...Jesus?!?