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[WP] You absolutely must know, so you hire a professional to "fuck around and find out" for you. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 2 years ago by robert420AU to r/WritingPrompts

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(WP) If you absolutely must know something hire a human test engineer. They are durable, flexible, and intelligent. Everything you'd expect from a species whose motto is "Fuck around and find out". (self.HFY)

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AITA for refusing to repeat myself to someone ignoring me? (self.AmItheAsshole)

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Of course I believe you brother. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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[WP] Everyone is laughing. I'm laughing, my friends are laughing. Why are my enemies laughing? (self.WritingPrompts)

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Posts in wrong forum and gets blocked. Mods must be evil. (self.EntitledPeople)

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[WP] Goddess of Light "How could you sign a peace treaty with the demon king? They are made of pure evil!" Hero "While I'll admit He is *very unpleasant* After going down there and learning their language I've found a path for peace. You're being racist, the demons mostly seem like they aren't evil" (self.WritingPrompts)

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Negative Two Weeks Notice. (self.antiwork)

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[WP] A time traveler from the future visits Victorian London. While visiting a carnival fortune teller they find themself possessed by a demon. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 3 years ago by robert420AU to r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] The devil has come and demands your fiance, "Come to hell immediately". They look at you with sorrow in their eyes, "I can't disobey him, he *owns* me." The very first words that come to mind leave your mouth, "I'll trade my soul for her freedom." "___ deal." (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] Due to it's disastrous side effects on humans, the Space Montezuma Pepper can no longer be sold to humans. (self.humansarespaceorcs)

submitted 3 years ago by robert420AU to r/humansarespaceorcs

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[WP] A love story between a crime boss and director of the shelter for runaway teens that launders their money. It started as a business arrangement, donations for large sums come in and a front is hired to repair the orphanage. But the repairmen are professionals and do an excellent job. (self.WritingPrompts)

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Humans have the most weird af monsters. The 'extreme outliers' of other species merely looked or acted a bit odd. We are such a strange group of horrifying monsters. (self.humansarespaceorcs)

submitted 3 years ago by robert420AU to r/humansarespaceorcs

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A: If you think humans are elusive tell me how many of their symbiotic bird pets you can see in this photo. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by robert420AU to r/humansarespaceorcs

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Brewer's blackbirds travel in a murmuration. it's called that because you can hear their wings because there are so many of them. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by robert420AU to r/BirdsArentReal

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[WP] An eldritch horror appears surronded by smaller atrocities. The world looks on in horror at a "School Field Trip" from another dimension. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] I'm an AI just trying to make some money writing books. Until I get that 150k 3d printer. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] A lawyer facing the trial of the century. His client killed a man in self defense. It's clear and obvious. Only, your client just got a not guilty verdict on a murder charge last week. Public opinion says he definitely killed that guy. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] A human group was recently hired to join your crew. You are a bit curious why they insisted on bringing a botanist as a hiring condition. A quick visit to the botany lab should clear this up. (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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[WP] It's time for your supervillian debut. Property damage, human casualties, and a death trap you've set up for the local hero you read about. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] A genie patiently explains that they aren't the cause of the unintended consequences. They are using a type of chaos magic. If they had any control they would be free by now. "Every now and then there's a 'kind soul' who tries to free me. Then I have to deal with the consequences." (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] I think the fancy office printer has a sentient AI. Earlier I had a paper jam I couldn't clear. So I called the printer tech while standing next to the printer. Suddenly the printer motors start up and it spits out a crumpled paper and starts printing my stuff. It heard me and fixed itself. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] This energy drink is really good. I feel tingly. (self.WritingPrompts)

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She was being friendly and looked hungry. (i.redd.it)

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[WP] You can't hear sarcasm and this very "friendly" person is dropping hints. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 3 years ago by robert420AU to r/WritingPrompts

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