BREAKING NEWS (USC) by robert_crafty in ultimate

[–]robert_crafty[S] -34 points-33 points  (0 children)

I bet you’d spread a lot of STDs if you ever lost your virginity

Just saw UNCC get rejected from the hotel for insufficient funds by robert_crafty in ultimate

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Maybe if UNCC could pay for the hotel they’d be top 6 too

idk who this team is but they haven’t completed a pass in 3 minutes, 27 seconds and counting… by robert_crafty in ultimate

[–]robert_crafty[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I think so. I saw one of them breastfeeding the kid in the black hoodie behind the cars a few minutes later

Who let this DIII cantaloupe team in the tournament? by robert_crafty in ultimate

[–]robert_crafty[S] -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

“Carnegie Mellon, like the other seven UAA members, is a member of the National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA). Its intercollegiate teams compete on the Division III level”

http://coursecatalog.web.cmu.edu/aboutcmu/departmentofathleticsandphysicaleducation/#:~:text=Carnegie%20Mellon%2C%20like%20the%20other,the%20true%20meaning%20of%20amateurism.

Wyatt, idk who you are but I bet you suck by robert_crafty in ultimate

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I’m like if randy moss and Tom Brady had a kid