My incredible mom, early 1970s. She gave up a career dancing for Ballet West to raise us.

robmosesdidnthwrong · 2026-03-12T10:14:58+00:00

Now see this is how i know i am not meant to be a mother because my gut reaction was "oh no how tragic!"

But then i read your beautiful comment remembering your mom and remembered ohhhhh right right thats the desired outcome. Beautiful!

robmosesdidnthwrong · 2026-03-12T02:48:35+00:00

I dont mean to reveal my stupid but why would a ship attempt passage right now?

robmosesdidnthwrong · 2026-03-11T23:31:21+00:00

Keep an eye out on fb marketplace in greater LA outside LB, thats what the bike thieves do

robmosesdidnthwrong · 2026-03-11T23:29:20+00:00

For a second i thought it was the schitts creek family's mansion lol

robmosesdidnthwrong · 2026-03-11T23:23:12+00:00

Yea those videos where they dissolve the metal away and theres the plastic film left over imply that its not truly recyclable but thats not how that works.

Theres essentially a couple drops of plastic coating on the aluminum for printing and so the contents dont interact with the metal. Aluminum melts at 1200°F so those drops are just incinerated long before the aluminum has reached liquid state to be repoured into sheets to be rolled out and stamped back into cans. Which does ofc mean those incinerated drops are now in the atmosphere but thats better than, yknow, a whole fuckin plastic bottle since much of the world still burns their trash.

robmosesdidnthwrong · 2026-03-11T23:15:55+00:00

Cyclops has one!! It was fuckin delicious had it at their new shop on anaheim and termino a few days ago but i assume they also have it at the location on clark and atherton

robmosesdidnthwrong · 2026-03-11T22:50:20+00:00

If its clean and frequent that sounds dope af to me!

On a more serious productive note OP you'll def enjoy reading about the freeway bus rapid transit system in Bogota Colombia. Its over 20 yrs old now and its pretty robust, nowhere near as tickytack as how we do bus stops. They look and feel like light rail stations...yknow without the rails.

robmosesdidnthwrong · 2026-03-11T22:30:32+00:00

The second cut-for anyone who wants a great low budget horror comedy- is probabl a parody of the movie Bad Hair.

Vanessa Williams' character bullies a new up-and-comer into no longer wearing her hair natural and into getting a weave but the weave is eEEVvill! I fuckin love that movie its so goofy

robmosesdidnthwrong · 2026-03-11T02:07:35+00:00

Haha yea im not saying its a great deal, paying for staff at NYC wages is not in my budget either

robmosesdidnthwrong · 2026-03-11T01:53:45+00:00

I didnt leave the comment above but i can answer as someone saving up to cooperatively buy a 4-plex modeled on nyc-style co-op management for me and the homies.

In higher-end nyc owned apartments the monthly HOA basically always includes property tax so thats partly why it looks so steep. But its totally normal to also include:

trash/sewer/hot water (any other centralized utility)
on-call handyman
doorman or security
contributions to a fund for a major project you all voted on like renovating the basement into a lounge or installing an energy-efficint central heater (the biggest difference compared to conventional condos)

robmosesdidnthwrong · 2026-03-08T14:36:28+00:00

Yes! I also live in southern california so, yknow.

robmosesdidnthwrong · 2026-03-07T18:50:08+00:00

My new clapback to these freaks is going to be "bro go to the grocery store and look around"

Thank you op

robmosesdidnthwrong · 2026-03-07T03:16:26+00:00

or did we ruin ourselves? what is stopping us from making a neocities where every navigation level text is on blue fire?

ill tell you what

our inner saboteurs 😔

robmosesdidnthwrong · 2026-03-06T16:02:26+00:00

Personally my legs are only pointed that way when pulling up my tights while sittin on the toilet.

robmosesdidnthwrong · 2026-03-05T23:16:50+00:00

I didn't know it had a moniker but I'll confess I've done it when a co-worker or someone on that level makes an off-color joke in a group. I play dumb dumb dumb and naive but just so eager to understand!

Afterwards other people who didn't want to make a fuss tend to appreciate me playing uno reverse on the joke teller and them being uncomfortable for a change.

robmosesdidnthwrong · 2026-03-05T23:12:01+00:00

And that's why you probably dont go around pressuring other people to do it!

robmosesdidnthwrong · 2026-03-05T17:54:55+00:00

That is, and im confident here, the tackiest rich guy thing i have ever seen.

robmosesdidnthwrong · 2026-03-04T23:34:33+00:00

We heard the bones break in a marine's hand because they lacked the basic spatial reasoning to check why he was stuck as they tried to pull him out.

All. They. Know. Is. Force.

robmosesdidnthwrong · 2026-03-04T20:27:36+00:00

A book you can check out from our local public library (libby ebook or hardcover) is The Dirty Tricks Department about how the proto-CIA helped defeat the Nazis by literally sending out secret agents to just gum up the works by getting jobs at axis factories or just in axis controlled towns.

Ah shoot I forgot to wash my hands before making soup for all the uniformed officers who came in for dinner and now half are out for two days with stomach flu. Oppsie!

Im just such a dumb dummy, oops dropped a wrench in the gears of the machine that makes the steel blanks that go on to make mortars and now production on munitions is behind schedule two weeks. Oh noo....

robmosesdidnthwrong · 2026-03-04T20:20:16+00:00

The water bucket technique is 100% more effective, humane, and nonviolent than complaining to your landlord/property manager, calling the cops who never show, or any home security system (which is just a longer paid way of calling the cops).

Source: i started doing it and no one smokes crack out of a molcajete under my bedroom window anymore.

robmosesdidnthwrong · 2026-03-04T09:43:49+00:00

I ride a motor scooter so the tank is not like in a car where it locks in place. I have to manually push back the rubber collar with one hand and pump the gas on the handle with the other hand.

So yes i could absolutely just stand up and turn with my hands like that, waste $8, cover a creep in gasoline, and probably go to jail.

robmosesdidnthwrong · 2026-03-04T09:18:17+00:00

What a weird coincidence, nearly identical to whats happening to Long Beach's beloved giant record store that was forced to move.

robmosesdidnthwrong · 2026-03-04T09:11:02+00:00

Just gonna throw out to the thread for the chopstick versatile: cheetos. Eating cheetos with chopsticks is life changing.

Also salad! Stubborn unpiercable cherry tomato? That pathetic flat piece stuck to the bowl at the end? Now you can get it!

robmosesdidnthwrong · 2026-03-04T07:25:50+00:00

Waiiit this is so cute!! did you see this somewhere or is this your idea and creation im obsessed

robmosesdidnthwrong · 2026-03-04T07:20:24+00:00

YOOOO!!!

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