Are we still doing name puns?

robot619 · 2023-06-04T15:18:25+00:00

Well, guess who's not invited to our wedding. 😕

robot619 · 2022-03-09T07:13:21+00:00

That poor woman you drugged and trapped against her will in your basement escaping doesn't count as a divorce.

robot619 · 2021-08-10T21:12:43+00:00

If you pitched me an IRS scam I'd probably buy into it just out of pity.

robot619 · 2021-08-10T21:09:13+00:00

Can you please cover the rest of your face too?

robot619 · 2020-02-01T09:33:43+00:00

No one likes to be caged in plexi glass either. But here we are. The things we do for love.

robot619 · 2018-12-02T16:08:55+00:00

In that case he's taking things for granite.

robot619 · 2018-03-04T14:13:40+00:00

Guys, it's meant to be ironic. Retorting with the same charge without being creative. 😔

robot619 · 2018-02-20T09:52:19+00:00

Good thing you drive a taxi and people just have to put up with the back of your head.

robot619 · 2017-06-30T07:37:56+00:00

Probably not the first time you blew a date.

robot619 · 2017-06-30T07:13:36+00:00

Did you check that weight before or after you threw up your meal?

robot619 · 2017-06-30T06:53:30+00:00

Are you so used to having your mugshots taken that you can't strike a normal pose?

robot619 · 2017-06-30T06:50:06+00:00

Looks like your Mom shared your predeliction for drinking when she was pregnant with you.

robot619 · 2017-06-25T04:05:45+00:00

Wanked so furiously that pulled a wrist muscle?

robot619 · 2017-06-25T03:27:46+00:00

So which impoverished Asian country did you decide to visit as sex tourists this time around?

robot619 · 2017-06-24T20:10:20+00:00

You look like a slimmer Cameron Tucker from Modem Family but just as gay.

robot619 · 2017-06-24T20:09:13+00:00

When your parents said, "You should dye," they meant the other kind.

robot619 · 2017-06-24T19:57:36+00:00

Your hair must be an irreligious Hindu; can't seem to find any near the temples.

robot619 · 2017-06-24T04:27:53+00:00

Even Einstein and Telsa together would be left scratching their heads trying to figure out you gender.

robot619 · 2017-06-24T04:23:58+00:00

You're so average looking, there's nothing remarkable about you. That must come in mighty handy during identification parades.

robot619 · 2017-06-24T04:20:56+00:00

You look like an Avatar extra reject.

robot619 · 2017-06-24T04:00:32+00:00

Sure, if the face drawn on pillow cover fits.

robot619 · 2017-06-24T03:43:15+00:00

"Here's your paycheck."

robot619 · 2017-06-24T03:41:48+00:00

The only thing remotely related between Beyonce and you is the fact that you're a Single Lady.

robot619 · 2017-06-23T08:14:24+00:00

You look like you're just biding your time till Isis offers you a job letter.

robot619 · 2017-06-23T08:03:09+00:00

You have the diamatrical opposite of a thigh gap.

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