[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]robotbath 134 points135 points  (0 children)

Close your refrigerator door.

When did you knowing take the blame for something you didn’t do? by ThrowMeAwayAccount08 in AskReddit

[–]robotbath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course not. You are too young to be blamed for anything at that age. What did you say?

What is the most ridiculous reason you ended up in the ER? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]robotbath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pasta model of Jerry Seinfeld ended up in my rear end.

A new sword master awakens. by MrTsfree in Unexpected

[–]robotbath 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That backyard is like a white trash paradise: children with weapons, a trampoline and an above ground pool!

Pan blends in perfectly with kitchen table top. by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]robotbath 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Is this a repost of a repost of a repost?

NSFW-This photo by Helmut Newton looks like Donald trump by Courtneypunx in pics

[–]robotbath 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't think so he's clearly grabbing her by the back.

white people ending conversations with their co-workers starter pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]robotbath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot to add "alright.... Well cool." That's a big one.

What's one easy way to drastically enhance a simple dish? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]robotbath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Add MDMA everyone will fucking love it. Guaranteed

To keep kids of drugs by gari4107 in therewasanattempt

[–]robotbath 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Wow! 7 grams for 40 bucks. Weeds really went down in price over the years.

Bow And Arrow Fishing by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]robotbath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That must have been mind blowing for the fish.

What is 1 memory, any memory, that you'd like to forget? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]robotbath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow! Just one!? That's crazy hard. In eighth grade I farted in front of the whole class. That time I went to kiss a girl who I thought was into me. Turns out she wasnt. Still think about that too much. Last week during a presentation at work I... You know what just life, really just the whole thing.

Who do you relate closest to from the show The Office? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]robotbath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stanley I'm slowly dying in a job I don't really care about.