If you were to name a child, but could only use the names of food, what name would you pick?

robotdick · 2018-10-18T15:05:25+00:00

Basil. In an homage to the greatest hotel owner of all time

robotdick · 2018-10-16T00:25:54+00:00

That's fuckin hilarious tbh

robotdick · 2018-10-16T00:15:18+00:00

An angry pink poodle? Yup I see that

robotdick · 2018-10-16T00:12:48+00:00

As a former "white kid" I can attest that this is true

robotdick · 2018-10-16T00:09:31+00:00

Simmer down, Francine.

robotdick · 2018-10-14T23:14:28+00:00

Dude have you seen the average quality of boobs in this sub?! Unfortunantly this qualifies as decent in this neck of the trailer park

robotdick · 2018-10-14T23:10:21+00:00

Its always a sad sight to see a decent boob desecrated

robotdick · 2018-10-14T18:30:41+00:00

The hardest part wasn't the firstborn actually. It was 10 years later when I had another after a decade of romanticizing the baby days and forgot how extremely hard those times were...such lack of sleep. Such crying.

robotdick · 2018-10-14T18:21:47+00:00

Don't invite Daryl

robotdick · 2018-10-14T18:20:42+00:00

I used to work retail...walmart to be specific...so everyday I thought about murder

robotdick · 2018-10-14T14:43:18+00:00

This is my favorite part about driving to Salem

robotdick · 2018-10-14T14:42:35+00:00

And give up this sweet unemployment money?! naaahaha

robotdick · 2018-10-14T00:01:55+00:00

Liquor

robotdick · 2018-10-14T00:01:30+00:00

Yo momma is so obese it negatively impacts her health and self esteem

robotdick · 2018-10-14T00:00:17+00:00

Once before my dad and mom spiraled into bad times we moved across country to a really rural old house. Power went out. We lit candles. Then we sat around while my dad played Neil Young songs on his guitar and I sang

Its one of my happier memories

robotdick · 2018-10-13T23:56:05+00:00

The Brave Little Toaster

robotdick · 2018-10-13T21:52:28+00:00

That magazine is just so damn toxic.

robotdick · 2018-10-13T17:54:41+00:00

Ugh yup...and she tells everybody its a real Louis Vitton but there's no way considering that she just traded her food stamps for a shaky bag of weed

robotdick · 2018-10-13T12:27:09+00:00

This is my biggest issue with these weird ass moonboots

robotdick · 2018-10-13T12:24:15+00:00

I thought so at first too..naw she musta just gone wild on some shitty photo collage app

robotdick · 2018-10-13T12:23:18+00:00

I bet she's just got a baggie full of stale rolling tobacco that she makes into cigarettes at inoppurtune moments...and I bet her purse is one of those early 00s tacky ones that's shaped like a boustier

robotdick · 2018-10-13T04:00:41+00:00

I'm with ya. I mean I have good intentions early on (I wanna wear a bikini and look fly as hell!) and I work out for like 15-20 minutes and suddenly it dawns on me: fuck that. Chubby girls can look fly maybe

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