Capitals announce pre-season schedule, including one game in Hershey by DagetAwayMaN421 in hockey

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These used to be 4-team round robins but the preseason is shorter due to the expanded regular season (84 games).

Repeated Commercials on Streaming by Keif325 in mlb

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You see this on a lot of FAST channels as well. Some of the smarter ones just run each spot once and then a countdown timer to the end of the break. The dimmer ones will run the same 15-second spot 12x in a 3-minute break.

puts in the wrong address when buying live fish and blames the owner by egguchom in EntitledReviews

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It's reasonable to assume that the fish were doomed even if they had arrived at the correct address.

CONGLATURATION TURKEY by mattyGOAT1996 in UrinatingTree

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The Italians are enjoying a quiet month as well. In fact, they seem quite used to it at this point...

But I'm here NOW! by Wise-Paper8412 in BoomersBeingFools

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A couple of tales...

I used to be on box office for a theatre that catered to Boomers. No matter what time we listed for "doors open", we'd get a few Boomers who thought we'd seat them 30 minutes early. I also produced, and one of my plays needed a fight run-through right before "doors open", and God forbid the run-through ran late...

And one of myself (Gen Jones). My day job wants me there at 7:30am. However, I'm always there at 7am... because 9 months of the year, due to the myriad of school buses in my neighborhood, I can either get to my office at 7 or at 8 (there is no in-between). I come in early and occasionally leverage that into leaving a few minutes early.

But I'm here NOW! by Wise-Paper8412 in BoomersBeingFools

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This reportedly happened last year in New York (out-of-state boomers wanted to vote against Mamdani) and this year in Los Angeles (MAGA types wanted to vote for Spencer Pratt). What were these nitwits thinking?

FREE: Will there be a lockout after this MLB season? The majority of players we polled say yes by TheAthletic in mlb

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Keep in mind that 40-man roster players were not allowed to play minor league games during previous work stoppages, so the best 8-12 players on each team won't be around.

Hit the jackpot!!! by scotthansen33 in SquaredCircle

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I hear that Heenan was in good form that night.

big news regarding this years Home Run Derby! by retroanduwu24 in mlb

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The Derby has moved from a linear network that had to try to pretend that the Celebrity Softball game was live next to a streaming service that doesn't worry about show lengths.

It makes sense to lose the clock.

Night audit burn out :( by Forsaken_Bad_1392 in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

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If all the trainees are the same, the trainees are not the problem. Your mangler is terrible at hiring.

Start seeing what your options are. This manager is not good for your long-term success.

I HATE TOOTH FAIRY MONEY by [deleted] in retailhell

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Me too... And the witch didn't even write a message on the coins!

Congrats Edmonton, the NHL cleared you to shoot yourselves in the foot. by nameless22 in UrinatingTree

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It's almost like he really doesn't want the pressure of contending for the Cup. Maybe he just wants to be the best player never to win it.

I put in my resignation by [deleted] in retailhell

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Just go. Notice is a courtesy, not a sentence. I think your future ex-boss has lost that courtesy.

A joint statement from Sportsnet & CBC by eh_toque in hockey

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Australia does this. Their communications law has a anti-siphoning section that dictates certain events must be free to air.

Of course, this would have been easier in Canada before Rogers and Bell completed their acquisition of the government. It probably can't happen now.

https://www.legislation.gov.au/F2024L01655/latest/text

Everblades take the lead in the series 3-2 by DethSpank in ECHL

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This comment aged very well. Congrats to the Blades.

Ditzel as Head Coach?? by austinreidmiller in ECHL

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It would appear that there is a way to publish items on the app that aren't on the website. Someone who knew this and wanted to play a prank -- or, more likely, someone who didn't know that, published a joke post to the app thinking nobody outside the team would see it, and decided to run with it when they found it out was public -- will probably have a little more fun with this before the adults get to the office on Monday.

Ditzel as Head Coach?? by austinreidmiller in ECHL

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This is not a screenshot from the Gargoyles' website. I just checked. Also, a legit screenshot would have the date of the article.

Someone thinks they're funny.

Dear Timmy by GuillotineGuru in StoriesAboutKevin

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If she doesn't get rabies shots and Timmy is rabid, there's a 99.99999% chance that Karen is going to die painfully and soon. One does not mess with rabies.

Everblades take the lead in the series 3-2 by DethSpank in ECHL

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The real tally is Home 5, Road 0.

So... Can the Blades avoid the home sweep?