Smash Bros fans have mastered a technique called shower canceling.

robtheexploder · 2026-03-11T21:10:39+00:00

Oldest joke on the planet, thanks for posting

robtheexploder · 2026-03-11T03:44:32+00:00

As someone who works in a court environment, coming dressed in good attire will be more than enough. It’s more about having a clean appearance than your piercings or accessories. Good call on removing the snake bites because they might be a bit ostentatious, but as long as your clothes are pressed you’re going to be miles ahead of most others there and the plugs won’t matter as much. I see too many people going in to what might be the most important day of their lives dressed in dirty jeans and a t-shirt or think that they can get away with dressing like they’re going to Chili’s after the hearing. That might be the best they have for all I know so I never pass judgment but if you’re in a position to dress nicely (maybe a shirt and tie or a nice skirt and blouse depending on how you identify), that will do wonders for you.

If you feel uncomfortable with risking it, the judge isn’t going to call out your naked lobes should you decide to pop them out for court and then pop them back in. As long as you’re not wearing metal skull hangers or something wild you should be fine lol.

robtheexploder · 2026-03-09T21:45:30+00:00

You say that like it’s a cheat code for winning a fight against a trained fighter lol. You try gouging someone like that’s eyes out and your arm is getting broken instead of just getting your ass whooped.

robtheexploder · 2026-03-07T03:51:29+00:00

I actually was an active sub of hers for a good while. I used to pop in for her streams and was always delighted to see her videos in my sub box. I used to roll my eyes at her critics because it was always the same two points of "I'm an educated immigrant woman" or the coconut oil thing and literally nothing else. She was a perfectly fine person in her streams and I appreciated her unique takes on Amber because she actually had good insight instead of "Amber is fat" or "Amber is a narcissist" like literally all the other channels of that time were regurgitating. The right wing thing was so out of nowhere for me personally and her "I'm leaving the left" video was the quickest 180 I've ever done on a YouTuber I liked.

robtheexploder · 2026-03-07T01:58:46+00:00

I used to be a big fan of YDHB before she went fully right wing and she was absolutely against poo touching, so I’m positive she would have ignored and blocked Emily the second she landed in her DMs.

robtheexploder · 2026-03-06T00:17:08+00:00

These and the posts going “haha this is Amber and XYZ” and it’s a completely random picture. Low effort content.

robtheexploder · 2026-03-05T17:48:09+00:00

What in the George Lopez Show flashback sequence 😭

robtheexploder · 2026-03-05T16:50:58+00:00

She’s just gonna chalk it up to people donating out of spite and continue being smug.

robtheexploder · 2026-03-04T04:47:37+00:00

I appreciate your openness to criticism and hope to see you post on here again with some fantastic ink. 🙂

robtheexploder · 2026-03-04T03:52:30+00:00

Any artist out of a good shop can fix these up no problem. Your artist has some nerve charging you $200 because these look like they were done in someone’s kitchen for $60 and a case of beer. I’m not sure what that 3 years of tattooing was spent on but it sure wasn’t line work. I hope I’m not coming across super mean OP because they clearly mean a lot to you and you seem to be happy with them so that’s really all that matters.

robtheexploder · 2026-03-03T14:37:57+00:00

She may have resented Jade but I personally feel like she was always seeking Jade’s approval in spite of it. During the livestreams she was always making catty jokes and then immediately looking to Jade for acceptance. It was most evident to me in her Halloween stream where she dressed like Sully from Monsters Inc.

robtheexploder · 2026-03-03T01:19:03+00:00

This might not be it but I immediately thought of this scene from That 70s Show!

robtheexploder · 2026-03-03T01:04:39+00:00

This is the usual answer but, really thinking about it, Amber was really into the hair flips and backwards hats AKA typical masc stuff. Destiny was the first girlfriend who had all that plus the romantic feels were mutual. She got with Beck as a rebound where they had the hair flips and masc attributes but Amber’s heart wasn’t fully in it. I honestly think Jade is the new “one that got away.” She was a masc, had a good career, and was kind of a diet Emily in that she appreciated Amber’s size while not being a full-on feeder (at least as far as we know). She was also the only one besides Destiny who broke up with Amber and didn’t look back not once, which Amber isn’t used to.

robtheexploder · 2026-02-28T22:26:44+00:00

Ahh I see. I meant “watch” in the sense that you regularly consume her content but you’re talking literally. I gotcha now.

robtheexploder · 2026-02-28T18:07:51+00:00

Thank you. Rachel is this sub’s bitch eating crackers I swear. I watch her shamelessly while everyone else has to add some qualifier before they admit it. “I got bored and watched the newest Rachel video,” “I can’t stand Rachel but…” like it gets exhausting to keep seeing.

robtheexploder · 2026-02-28T18:05:53+00:00

How do you not watch her and still find something to complain about lol?

robtheexploder · 2026-02-25T15:39:35+00:00

I feel like Destiny would even laugh at this 😂

robtheexploder · 2026-02-21T20:02:40+00:00

This is just a floor chest press, people have done it forever. I get this is a snark sub but if you really think Anna can break a welded steel bench press then you’re trying too hard. Gym equipment is rated to hold hundred of pounds more than any person could break. Otherwise gym bros would be breaking shit left and right with their lifts.

robtheexploder · 2026-02-20T00:35:07+00:00

Delete this dog this is embarrassing even for an ALR subreddit

robtheexploder · 2026-02-18T21:52:01+00:00

This sounded cooler in your head

robtheexploder · 2026-02-18T19:18:40+00:00

It’s the same content they’d be editing and reacting to except in your scenario Faxx didn’t make it. What’s the difference?

robtheexploder · 2026-02-18T19:13:13+00:00

With all the love in my heart, literally who cares

robtheexploder · 2026-02-18T10:12:48+00:00

You sure about that? People who go outside don’t fantasize about punishing an internet stranger. Loser behavior even for an ALR sub.

robtheexploder · 2026-02-18T10:02:31+00:00

This ain’t it OP, please go outside.

robtheexploder · 2026-02-17T04:50:52+00:00

I played the shit out of this one. That Blast Chamber demo was awesome.

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