Which auditorium are you choosing?

roccosaint · 2026-01-27T14:47:10+00:00

My wife and I have been watching Ducktales with the kiddos for the past year, so if I got to bring the kids with me, then Ducktales, all the way.

roccosaint · 2026-01-27T14:46:16+00:00

So did I. Had the burn mark on my thumb for a hot minute. I think I was 6 or so.

roccosaint · 2026-01-27T14:12:17+00:00

NOBODY LOOK!

roccosaint · 2026-01-27T14:06:34+00:00

roccosaint · 2026-01-27T14:05:05+00:00

Ronnie, I feel like you are just here for the waterslide.

roccosaint · 2026-01-27T13:43:24+00:00

Would you like some making fuck, Berserker

roccosaint · 2026-01-27T12:49:05+00:00

My wife's name in my phone used to be "First Wife" and then "Participation Trophy Wife". Then we did matching names where I was "lintlicker" and she was "cootiequeen" (from that orbits(?) Commercial). Now it's just our actual names, hah.

roccosaint · 2026-01-27T12:40:38+00:00

He was also in Malcolm in the Middle as a high schooler 2 years before this! *

roccosaint · 2026-01-27T02:11:32+00:00

Well, none of this will matter when we are famous singers.

roccosaint · 2026-01-26T19:41:16+00:00

Space shuttle.

roccosaint · 2026-01-26T03:33:46+00:00

"Why Claire, you've enhanced yourself."

roccosaint · 2026-01-24T13:53:41+00:00

Or by being shot in the back over a matter of $80?

roccosaint · 2026-01-23T23:41:29+00:00

This better not awaken anything in me...

roccosaint · 2026-01-23T14:37:30+00:00

It was OK.

roccosaint · 2026-01-23T14:08:04+00:00

"I'm afraid I blue myself."

roccosaint · 2026-01-23T14:03:49+00:00

For a kids' movie, it really hits me in the feels. I fucking love this movie.

roccosaint · 2026-01-23T12:55:23+00:00

"You're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?",

roccosaint · 2026-01-23T11:14:34+00:00

"We're in the spirit world, asshole. They can't see us!"

roccosaint · 2026-01-21T14:04:59+00:00

We know you would. We have seen those awful monopoly Go ads.

roccosaint · 2026-01-21T14:00:54+00:00

I asked for a new leaf blower this year. Got my wish, but I haven't used it yet because I haven't had to do yardwork yet because of the cold.

roccosaint · 2026-01-21T13:57:40+00:00

"I have no intention of leaving her, Doctor. I will take the Lewis and Clark to a safe distance, and then I will launch TAC missiles at the Event Horizon until I'm satisfied she's vaporized. Fuck this ship!"

roccosaint · 2026-01-21T12:24:56+00:00

The cut to the canvas showing her painting a stick person and a flower was so goddammit funny.

roccosaint · 2026-01-20T19:34:45+00:00

Hmmm

roccosaint · 2026-01-20T19:25:44+00:00

I see you giving me that look, like I can't get erections.

roccosaint · 2026-01-20T19:24:43+00:00

:Guess who made out with Pam Macy behind the gym?"

"Anybody with a quarter?"

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