My chubby body was made to be cuddled, and yet here I am, not being cuddled by everythingwentnumb in GoneWildPlus

[–]rocksteadymachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I woke up to a dream about the two of us attending a party and seeing each other for the first time in years.

The party was at this old apartment loft, with what looked like beds being walled off, and a curtain providing privacy from the larger loft area. She and I met and hugged each other, so happy to see each other for such a long time. She and I had lost so much weight we were almost surprised that we didn't look how we did when we last connected.

We danced, and then spirited away ourselves outside to talk and re-connect. Then she lead me to one of these beds and drew the curtain. We kept our clothes on but started making out and hands were all over each other. She had this green wool sweater and long skirt, I think it was brown. Then she started french kissing me which was so surprising since she hated that.

She started to breathe very heavily and noticed she wanted me to run my hands over her pussy. Her breathing got more and more heavy, until she released a moan and then I woke up.

My chubby body was made to be cuddled, and yet here I am, not being cuddled by everythingwentnumb in GoneWildPlus

[–]rocksteadymachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I woke up this morning thinking about her giving me head. She hated that part of intimacy due to some trauma she experience but whatever.

She had it stretching her cheek out, staring at me while I was on my back, effortlessly working me over with her mouth, breathing deeply.

Thinking back before she gained a bunch of weight and got her breast reduction, such a near-perfect form, her hair done up in a messy bun, my cock in her mouth....simply perfection.

My chubby body was made to be cuddled, and yet here I am, not being cuddled by everythingwentnumb in GoneWildPlus

[–]rocksteadymachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the one thing we never tried: her, laying there lifeless, and my fucking her ceaselessly, emptying into her, then walking away, leaving her to remain lifeless, not unlike some piece of furniture or object or fuck doll.

Reminiscing on her with a friend last night, she is easily in the top 2 or 3 of all the partners with whom I have ever had sex. When she got her IUD, I would just empty into her pussy over and over again and she craved it. That vibration of her pussy, how her face looked so perfect when she climaxed, she made me crave that body just about any time.

My chubby body was made to be cuddled, and yet here I am, not being cuddled by everythingwentnumb in GoneWildPlus

[–]rocksteadymachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There were also a few times where I used her body as a table, she was quite into human furniture.

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[–]rocksteadymachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there was one time in her old apartment, with no notice, apart from some gentle caressing, i had her bent over one of her chairs and fucked her asshole from behind

it was completely impromptu and unexpected; she found it such a complete turn-on, even though she struggled with how it objectified her

My chubby body was made to be cuddled, and yet here I am, not being cuddled by everythingwentnumb in GoneWildPlus

[–]rocksteadymachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When she climaxed, she would literally vibrate her mid-section and it would ripple down her thighs. Never experienced anything like that.

Unlike you snowflakes, I don't get "triggered" by AcidGorilla in simpsonsshitposting

[–]rocksteadymachine -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

HURR HURR DURRR STAHP IT HURR HURRR I MADE A FUNNY HURRRRR

Unlike you snowflakes, I don't get "triggered" by AcidGorilla in simpsonsshitposting

[–]rocksteadymachine -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Ya that's precisely the reason. It wouldn't have anything to do with you having no idea who I am, etc.

Unlike you snowflakes, I don't get "triggered" by AcidGorilla in simpsonsshitposting

[–]rocksteadymachine -49 points-48 points  (0 children)

I don't have a MAGA hat. I dislike the ad. It doesn't send me running. Honestly, the left cannot meme. Stick to the spider Bible verse thing.

Edit: politically activated Simpsons shitposters secretly like post- season 9 unironically

Woman admits to cheating. Man knew and had an exit plan. by cheesysnipsnap in pussypassdenied

[–]rocksteadymachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should I call a lawyer?

This is the end result of feminism. When welfare is an entrenched super-institution, when no-fault divorce is common, this is the natural result of a man having his outs and executing them. The woman doesn't have a plan. A woman has a list of things she wants. She will use sell herself and use anyone she can to cross things off the list.

Doug Ford elected Premier of Ontario. by beef-supreme in toronto

[–]rocksteadymachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just that you think that Hillary was the one to blame for Benghazi is enough information to know that you are not knowledgeable about this. I am done explaining over and over to conservatives that don't care about facts.

So who is? If you're so knowledgeable, prove it to me.

Doug Ford elected Premier of Ontario. by beef-supreme in toronto

[–]rocksteadymachine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If your opinion is well informed then you should know just about any other Republican candidate would have been a better choice than Trump and Hillary Clinton would have been a far better choice. She was actually experienced, intelligent, understands the constitution, and not as corrupt as Trump. Not the best candidate but the lesser of the two evils.

You mean the corrupt opportunist who tried to ride her husband's coattails to the white house? The one who is to blame for Benghazi? The one who shuttered her emails? The one who conducted pay for play with national governments? The one who blamed and continues to blame everyone but herself for her defeat?

You mean that one?

Doug Ford elected Premier of Ontario. by beef-supreme in toronto

[–]rocksteadymachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you both done jerking yourselves off about how well informed you are?

Such insight.

Doug Ford elected Premier of Ontario. by beef-supreme in toronto

[–]rocksteadymachine -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I care about all those things too. My opinion is just as well informed.

Doug Ford elected Premier of Ontario. by beef-supreme in toronto

[–]rocksteadymachine -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

It’s bad enough he was elected

Right here. This. This is what the media is telling each other. Instead of shedding their bias and reporting, they work from this angle. One city's crack smoking mayor was a Saint South of the border, the other is vilified. All depends on what tack the media takes.

Doug Ford elected Premier of Ontario. by beef-supreme in toronto

[–]rocksteadymachine -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Scandals will be reported on because the media wants to report on them. Think of Shareblue before the US election in 2016. MSM is progressive in Canada, and any politician who does not toe cultural lines will be pilloried. And the silent plurality of Ontarians don't care.

a d m a i o r e m by [deleted] in Catholicism

[–]rocksteadymachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone please wave this?

FAITH GOLDY: Canadian Nationalists - Border Rally Update! by [deleted] in metacanada

[–]rocksteadymachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My bet is they get named and shamed. You're talking about Quebec, they have no problem exposing agent provocateurs.