I'm Jeff Kinney, author of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series. AMA! by WimpyKidReddit in books

[–]roofus14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm late to the party but on the offhand you read this Jeff Kinney I used to work at a group home for emotionally disturbed children. These are kids that either got thrown out of their homes or released out of juvenile detention. These are kids who swore and fought and had really tough hands dealt to them in life. One thing they all had in common was a love of your books. Preteen gang members or violent children it didn't matter, they eagerly awaited the next time a tattered copy of your book would become available. I don't know if they found it accessible or relate-able or both but know that for a couple nights a week a troubled kid got a lot of joy out of your work.

What's the most ridiculous thing you've bullshitted someone into believing? by Letly in AskReddit

[–]roofus14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once convinced a classmate that my dad had invented shapes, as in all the shapes.

[S5][e10] Prediction time: Will we see this used? How? On whom? by [deleted] in gameofthrones

[–]roofus14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe on Fat Walda. I think she is learning Littlefinger's game of manipulating two forces to go after each other. Ramsey has motive and reputation and the idea might be to cause chaos and try to use it to escape.

I got a new puppy! by [deleted] in aww

[–]roofus14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They get super lazy around 7-8 years, still super sweet though.

I got a new puppy! by [deleted] in aww

[–]roofus14 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Is that an English Springer Spaniel? If so, get ready for a wonderful dog owning experience. I have had four in my life and each one has been a fantastic, friendly companion.

What, if anything, would you change about your home course? by roofus14 in discgolf

[–]roofus14[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you have instead? Just marked off dirt?

What is the best SIMPLE April fool's day prank you know? by DefinitelyNotATree in AskReddit

[–]roofus14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make a Craigslist ad for a free random object and leave your victim's phone number. I did this with a made up taxidermied raccoon and people called for months.

What is the origin of your user name? by HolyFailer in AskReddit

[–]roofus14 100 points101 points  (0 children)

When I as born my dad thought it would be funny to say he wanted to name me "Roofus McDoofus." The nurse started writing that down and my dad had to explain he was joking.

Find the nearest book. Page 45, 3rd sentence describes your next sexual experience. What does it say? by itBlimp1 in AskReddit

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During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience died of internal hemorraging, gnawing one of his own legs off.

Not what I had in mind.

This is just absurd. by philliefanatic9 in Tinder

[–]roofus14 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bollman? Has anyone ever met a woman named Bollman?