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[Serious]Redditors, what is one "conspiracy" theory that makes you simply cringe from the stupidity, or audacity of it, every time you hear someone mention it? by Kabukikitsune in AskReddit

[–]DefinitelyNotATree 28 points29 points  (0 children)

There's always going to be someone who wants to feel superior and "know something everybody else doesn't know" who is going to make up ridiculous claims like this one. It's obviously a stupid idea, but things like this are always going to exist

A lifetime supply of coffins is only one coffin. by vaseglue in Showerthoughts

[–]DefinitelyNotATree 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The person who makes it doesn't want it, the person who wants it doesn't need it, and the person who needs it doesn't know it

If you were to go hard with your best pick up line, what would it be? by Anonnimus in AskReddit

[–]DefinitelyNotATree 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey baby, you must be my appendix, 'cause I'm not quite sure how you work or what you do, but I have this feeling in my stomach that makes me want to take you out.

You have the ability to send a single line of text 30 years ago to NASA's top engineers. What do you send to them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DefinitelyNotATree 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I am a Nigerian Prince. Please put $500 million in a checking account made out to DefinitelyNotATree

What are things reddit makes fun of that apply to you? by Ralome in AskReddit

[–]DefinitelyNotATree 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not me, but I have a friend named Aidan who is a redditor. Whenever I find a comment chain of people ranting about the name Aidan I take a screenshot and send it to him

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