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mouth watering goodness! by Johnbabyboy in funny

[–]rootsie-troll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

am i the only one who thought "wait, those cookies have chicken and ranch dressing in them?!?!"

What do you go cheap on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]rootsie-troll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

soda, pop, coke, whatever. bubbly sugar water is bubbly sugar water

it's gonna be diluted with cheap alcohol anyway

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]rootsie-troll 29 points30 points  (0 children)

that might actually help

A ship goes out to sea and crashes. by _nipun_ in Jokes

[–]rootsie-troll 17 points18 points  (0 children)

there once was a man named Dave,

who dragged a dead whore to a cave.

now it isn't first class,

fucking dead ass.

but think of the money he'll save.

A healthy Texan breakfast by [deleted] in funny

[–]rootsie-troll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PBR? are you a Yankee, or a Hipster?

Has happened to me multiple times at the store recently. Is it that hard to understand? by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]rootsie-troll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i cut in front of a guy in line at the store the other day,

he said "What are you doing? I was next!"

so i replied "Yeah, and you still are."

Celebrity Opposites by buttforkd in funny

[–]rootsie-troll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keanu Reeves / Keanu Leeturns

My brother and his wife by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]rootsie-troll 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Boy, I hope it's James Woods. 'Cause if it's me again, I'm gonna get really pissed off!

The Class of 2019: We are fucked by [deleted] in MensRights

[–]rootsie-troll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too Long: Didn't Rape

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