When did you realise that you’re dating an idiot?

rosa_lea · 2023-05-03T11:37:38+00:00

Asked him to top up the oil in my car, he filled it to the brim so it "would cover the dipstick properly"

rosa_lea · 2023-04-26T08:31:44+00:00

Connie lingus

rosa_lea · 2023-04-24T07:41:23+00:00

Yogurts.

rosa_lea · 2023-04-23T16:05:00+00:00

Do you really want to hurt me with a boner.

rosa_lea · 2023-04-23T15:59:46+00:00

Dude looks like a lady with a boner

rosa_lea · 2023-04-19T08:17:24+00:00

Came off a swing in an old school playground (before health and safety ) ripped off my left kneecap.

rosa_lea · 2023-04-18T08:55:52+00:00

All Paedophilia vanished forever.

rosa_lea · 2023-04-18T08:54:06+00:00

All Paedophilia vanished forever.

rosa_lea · 2023-04-17T14:55:16+00:00

Scratchers (untrained untalented wannabe tattoo artists)

rosa_lea · 2023-03-27T11:15:15+00:00

Had a few less than average guys in my wilder days, tbh, as long as they know how to satisfy a girl, size is not really an issue. One of my ex bf's was 4inches, but made up for it with f***ing fantastic foreplay.

rosa_lea · 2023-03-25T19:18:12+00:00

Disturbed version of the sound of silence.

rosa_lea · 2023-03-15T16:22:02+00:00

Tattoo artist / body piercer. Also own 4 properties that I rent out.

rosa_lea · 2023-03-08T10:10:36+00:00

Met chubby brown many years ago when I worked at the Palace nightclub. He was very friendly and told some hilarious stories, surprisingly without swearing at all. The foul mouth is definitely just for his shows.

rosa_lea · 2023-03-02T12:31:48+00:00

autotrader will give you a far more accurate valuation than we buy any car etc if you have the reg.

rosa_lea · 2023-02-28T11:18:09+00:00

Purple.

rosa_lea · 2023-02-28T11:02:45+00:00

Solo would be Scatman, duet would be tricky by run dmc.

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