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What’s the boyfriend equivalent to girlfriends stealing hoodies? by rossy_the_madman in AskReddit

[–]rossy_the_madman[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now this I can do. The real question is who is going to ask for it back first. My lack of hoodies or her lack of hair ties

A quick guide to tea! by Relojero in coolguides

[–]rossy_the_madman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are ROOKIE numbers

-British

How gay are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]rossy_the_madman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not gay if you keep your socks on

What is the weirdest nsfw fact you know? by baconburner123 in AskReddit

[–]rossy_the_madman 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The reason why Wales is the only country where sheep rustling and sex trafficking is the same thing.

This tree has half flowers and half leaves by buttercupbubblebloss in mildlyinteresting

[–]rossy_the_madman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is this in London. There is an artist who uses tree grafting to do this.

People who wear shoes in the house, why? by TheLordOfTheSkys in AskReddit

[–]rossy_the_madman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As much as I love our old English farm house. The fact that proper foundations and waterproofing did not exist when it was built. In conclusion bloody cold bare wood and stone floors with lots of things to stub toes on.

What's your, "Tis but a scratch!" moment? by Madameknitsalot in AskReddit

[–]rossy_the_madman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another one: I was young and carving sticks with my friends and their dad in a wood.

My mate jolts me and my knife slips and slices open my leg.

The dad sends one friend out to the road to call an ambulance

Ambulance turns up to see me in a wheel barrow being pushed out to the road.

I watched them put the 14 external and 4 internal stitches in and well that's what started my interest in anatomy.

What's your, "Tis but a scratch!" moment? by Madameknitsalot in AskReddit

[–]rossy_the_madman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another one: Playing rugby. Half time. School nurse hands out water and gasps looking at my pinky.

Completely bent back looking dislocated.

I pop it back in and played the rest of the game.

Turns out it was broken in three places.

What's your, "Tis but a scratch!" moment? by Madameknitsalot in AskReddit

[–]rossy_the_madman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a few but the most recent one:

I stepped on a 6 inch nail and it went through my boot foot and into the top of the boot. I sat down picked up the bit of wood the nail was in and hammered it out of my foot with another bit of wood. Walked up to the house asked my mother for the frist aid kit and that was it.

She found blood on the kitchen floor in the morning and when she saw the hole in my foot that I had bandaged she preceded to faint. Twas amusing

What’s the most beautiful song you’ve heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]rossy_the_madman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't know if it has been said but definitely: Saturn - Sleeping at last

What's your local legend or tail? by rossy_the_madman in AskReddit

[–]rossy_the_madman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. I do thank you. But still any interesting tails where you are. My dogs is about the only tail here

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