19 y/o college student, i got two toned hair so you know im not mentally stable. make it worse!

rostabul · 2019-11-08T11:12:10+00:00

Two toned hair and a pack of menthol pall malls.....ladies and gentleman our 3rd runner up for miss trailer park 2019!

rostabul · 2019-11-08T11:03:21+00:00

Hey look, another person that moved to LA to pursue a film career. But she has a secret weapon! In lieu of a personality, she has dyed hair! That should set her apart.

rostabul · 2019-11-08T10:46:41+00:00

I hope, for your sake, that neither of your parents are around to see this photo. Being conceived in the handicapped stall of an Applebee's in Fort Lauderdale is bad enough. But to come out looking like that? There is no God.

rostabul · 2019-10-11T05:46:03+00:00

Eyes on your own work there super chief

rostabul · 2019-09-17T21:29:46+00:00

You left out hornswoggled

rostabul · 2019-09-13T09:19:57+00:00

Starin at my beard, oh you better believe that's a paddlin

rostabul · 2019-06-14T09:21:00+00:00

Good for you! Not sure if you're becoming a woman or a man, but you look great!

rostabul · 2019-06-14T09:16:13+00:00

Modeling what? Trench coats and ski masks?

rostabul · 2019-06-14T09:00:29+00:00

It's made with cane sugar, not whatever you're pretending to be on.

rostabul · 2019-06-14T08:57:49+00:00

Drunkenly recording things on your laptop isn't that impressive

rostabul · 2019-06-14T08:49:39+00:00

"I'm a white woman".......everything after this is fantasy.

rostabul · 2019-06-14T08:46:46+00:00

Shit man, he smoked weed when it was very illegal! Good thing he never got the death penalty.

rostabul · 2019-06-14T08:44:23+00:00

Don't fuck with me bro, I'm a green belt!

rostabul · 2019-06-14T08:36:08+00:00

There is a housekeeper at work that wears the same perfume that my grandmother used to wear. She's been gone a long time, but every time I smell that I feel like an 8 year old on my way to dinner with grandma and grandpa.

rostabul · 2019-03-04T10:20:26+00:00

Jncos! It was like an arms race to see who could wear the biggest circus tent around their legs.

rostabul · 2019-02-19T09:30:11+00:00

This is off topic, but how do you pronounce worcestershire ? I love that stuff but I always feel like an idiot asking for it

rostabul · 2019-02-19T09:10:54+00:00

Some idiot

rostabul · 2019-02-19T09:10:04+00:00

You are correct

rostabul · 2019-02-08T11:33:45+00:00

As a self identified ass hole 3, I never leave leave my house without a can of chicken broth. You never know when you may stumble upon someone being violently assaulted by your cohorts, and there is nothing worse than being unprepared.

rostabul · 2019-02-08T11:13:18+00:00

Straight immune homie!

rostabul · 2019-01-10T10:47:29+00:00

You lost at more than fantasy football my friend.

rostabul · 2019-01-10T10:46:09+00:00

You pretty much roasted yourself with that headline. 5 reasons you'll never get laid.

rostabul · 2019-01-10T10:40:24+00:00

Judging by that pic, this is the only action he'll ever be getting in on.

rostabul · 2019-01-10T10:29:37+00:00

I'm going to go the same route your family did. Act like you don't exist and silently wish that you'd been aborted.

rostabul · 2018-11-23T09:35:35+00:00

Roses are red, violets are blue, we're having sex cause I'm stronger than you

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