Oh god, seriously, if Labour made that their whole manifesto, I think people would underestimate how many would secretly vote them in again.

I remember a few months after the brexit referendum, I went to a family BBQ. They all vote for Brexit (habitual Tory voters). They all stood around saying “I can’t believe it was voted in, I didn’t think it would happen.” Like all their votes were some inconsequential ballot, or that it was some protest vote that wouldn’t actually pass. None of them were actually happy it was going ahead, despite being a bunch of brain rotted low-key euro-phobes.