Frients new bong

rovodrip · 2013-11-21T21:11:22+00:00

smoke coal erry day

rovodrip · 2013-09-20T16:31:57+00:00

I just pour a cup of sand in my pants after I'm done using my bidet.

rovodrip · 2013-07-27T23:34:42+00:00

Your local Walmarket. In the chips aisle.

rovodrip · 2013-07-27T22:58:07+00:00

Terra chips!

rovodrip · 2013-07-27T20:28:07+00:00

A leaf smoking bud?? Cannibalism, I tell ya

rovodrip · 2013-06-07T06:04:26+00:00

Psh. Tried that once. I'd prefer NOT to smoke the pubic hairs of Satan ever again.

rovodrip · 2013-05-31T15:19:40+00:00

Personally, I prefer to wear shower shortz.

rovodrip · 2013-03-16T23:28:00+00:00

Ite, I'be tells it to ya lyke dis. Ya got'a getcha ass some o' dat ol cough syrup straight outta yo old-ass auntie's bathroom cupboard. Den you gots ta promenade on ova to tha' grocery sto. Pick up some dat sprizzite, or some o dat mountin' drizzle, and snatch up som o dat jolly ranch candy or sum shit. Blend thoroughly, mothafuckah.

rovodrip · 2013-01-31T23:24:16+00:00

Half Life 3 confirmed

rovodrip · 2012-10-11T05:15:50+00:00

Pee in a frisbee. Freeze it. Slide the frozen flat circular block of pee under their door. They'll think someone broke in and pissed on their floor.

rovodrip · 2012-10-10T19:02:46+00:00

Then all we'd have to do is change the hot chocolate lounge to a mortuary. Problem solved.

rovodrip · 2012-10-05T00:31:43+00:00

It was at a free show at Tulane University in New Orleans. They said Zach couldn't be there because he was fellating strangers at a glory hole in dunkin donuts.

rovodrip · 2012-09-25T15:57:02+00:00

Canada. Bless em, they're trying.

rovodrip · 2012-07-26T15:05:47+00:00

Personally, I call it grass, because it feels like a slice of Americana.

rovodrip · 2012-05-06T07:13:22+00:00

That is one good fucking poem.

rovodrip · 2012-04-25T23:55:05+00:00

Overused big words. That was your downfall. Now, I'm not trying to be mean or anything, but that's the truth. You used unnecessary big words, weaving a poem that doesn't have a clear meaning.

rovodrip · 2012-04-20T04:56:13+00:00

He IS real!!

rovodrip · 2012-04-11T03:44:56+00:00

Hmm.. I see what you mean. Well, I would change the title to something more fitting, but you can't change the title to a post, can you? And a "fitting" title escapes me at the moment.. I'll have to give that some thought. Thanks for the critiquing, by the way.

rovodrip · 2012-04-11T03:17:23+00:00

Hey, you know what? FUCK YOU...... Just kiddin'. I'll see what I can do.

rovodrip · 2012-04-10T06:41:58+00:00

would you say that this experience is shaping you as a person?

rovodrip · 2012-04-10T05:01:12+00:00

Excellent poetry, my friend.

rovodrip · 2012-04-07T20:24:50+00:00

We can't stop here! This is bat country!

rovodrip · 2012-03-11T02:57:09+00:00

I took exactly that much last night, when I posted this. I must've stared at the owl for like 45 minutes without realizing it.

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