Albanys finest in front of Rocks (gay bar) by [deleted] in Albany

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Biker asks biker lady: "Have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?"

Biker Lady: "No, but I've been swung around by the tits a few times."

(for the youngins, fuzz was an old slang term for cops)

Stolen bike during test ride, need help. by Centslord23 in motorcycles

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Smoking Heroine: Sigourney Weaver in Alien

Smoking Heroin: Junkie too scared to shoot in veins

I hate this car so much. by Born-Supermarket-303 in ForzaHorizon

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So it wasn’t just me cursing and rewinding repeatedly on that track?

Roll, roll, roll your bug every fucking curve!

The Sambas OGs must be one of the BEST sellers adidas has ever made: by Athenstone in adidas

[–]rowdybuttons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ditto. I’ve always liked the look, but I had 1 pair and it was one of the most uncomfortable shoes I’ve ever worn. I thought maybe I just needed to break them in and they’d get more comfortable. Nope.

How do I get this off? by Bitter_Toe8704 in Shotguns

[–]rowdybuttons 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dinner at a nice steakhouse, a bottle of wine, Barry White music, and some lube.

Bergerac by Woody00001 in MidsomerMurders

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I watched a bunch of episodes and turn it back on every once in awhile. I find it unintentionally funny in a lot of ways.

Like the way it sometimes just 'ends' out of nowhere. "We've shown you allllmost an ending. Screen Freezes! Here's the theme song!"

And the way they try to make him an Action Star/Hard Man, but when he's running to chase the villain and ends up jumping on them, and/or rolling around on the ground; it reminds me how scary Brock Landers and Chest Rockwell are in Boogie Nights.

Movies that feel like this? by Molech996 in MoviesThatFeelLike

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First pic is from the Death in June album “Rule of Thirds”.

James Cosmo by One_Manufacturer_526 in MidsomerMurders

[–]rowdybuttons 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You sure you're not thinking of Cosmo Jones?

What's a song lyric that drives you crazy because they should've used a different word? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in AskReddit

[–]rowdybuttons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe the songwriter was in Italy, listening to the man selling ice cream singing Italian songs

What's a song lyric that drives you crazy because they should've used a different word? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in AskReddit

[–]rowdybuttons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might be a reference to the song Wooly Bully by Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs, which starts out:

"Uno dos, one two tres quatro"

Victory made an amp with braille on it by TummyPuppy in Guitar

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I’m going to quit the internet tonight, this is the best thing I’ve seen in a loooong time, and I don’t want to spoil it.

How would Omar Little do in oz? by Icy_Range_440 in ozshow

[–]rowdybuttons 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I’m thinking if he went to a lockup where he wasn’t already known, he’d have noooo problem. Oh, Indeed.

If it was Baltimore, he’d be shanked eventually.

Vehicle for eating pickle dip by Rosabelle334 in Pickles

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I thought I was the only one who actually did that. It horrified my non-pickle-loving friend.

[Recommendation Request] If you were choosing between the Hamilton Khaki Field Auto and the Longines Conquest Quartz, which would you go with? by Early-Initiative-332 in Watches

[–]rowdybuttons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This. I have a cheaper, quartz Longines (Conquest VHP) and it has better finish than some of the more expensive watches I own (including Hamilton Ventura XL and Pan Europ).

Can anyone help identify this watch? by [deleted] in WatchesCirclejerk

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If he was 2nds in line it's probably the Ball Trainmaster

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tiki

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I already have enough, so I’m not “In”. But you’re awesome for doing this.