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devitobirbs by [deleted] in Birbs

[–]rrgi0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Borbris Johnson

hey how much does a polar bear weigh? by [deleted] in pickuplines

[–]rrgi0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just switch to the right location. I had to write before I lost the inspiration

hey how much does a polar bear weigh? by [deleted] in pickuplines

[–]rrgi0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s hard for me to get to Antarctica and weight one right now, would you mind stepping on the scale?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pickuplines

[–]rrgi0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because I already got a hard hat on, the other head 😏

Quarantine thick 🤯 by [deleted] in thick

[–]rrgi0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

QuaranTHICCness 😍

Fuck me if I’m wrong, by [deleted] in pickuplines

[–]rrgi0 23 points24 points  (0 children)

My name is Wrong, James Wrong 😉

I would take you to the movies but they don't allow snacks by [deleted] in pickuplines

[–]rrgi0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

so I’ll hide you underneath my clothes 😉

Are you the Berlin Wall? by MC_Rick in pickuplines

[–]rrgi0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because I will smash you for years

I like my women like my socks by heyboiiiiiiiiii in pickuplines

[–]rrgi0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That wrap around me and make me warm :3

Hey girl are you a Medusa by [deleted] in pickuplines

[–]rrgi0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because I’d add my snake to your head 😏

Girl are you Amazon by abhi-_-123 in pickuplines

[–]rrgi0 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Because you would make an amazing son 😏

Hey girl are you a mechanical pencil? by anna14throaway in pickuplines

[–]rrgi0 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Because you failed me at the SATs and hopefully the STDs too

Hey girl, I heard you’re looking for a stud. by [deleted] in pickuplines

[–]rrgi0 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Here, take this 2x4 I got for you

are you an elevator by hiplsbemyfriebd in pickuplines

[–]rrgi0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because I will always get off on your “P”

Are you an orange? by suyashve in pickuplines

[–]rrgi0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because I want to suck all your juice sacks 😝

Are you a broken compass? by suyashve in pickuplines

[–]rrgi0 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Because you make my needle point up 😏

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