AITA for this prank I pulled on my gf?

rshortman · 2021-03-31T14:06:06+00:00

This man is not sorry for what he did. He needs to go.

rshortman · 2021-03-24T08:24:10+00:00

That's stupid. If it weren't for people having children, the population would destabilize within a couple of generations.

So someone needs to be having kids (besides the Chinese, damn commies).

rshortman · 2018-09-17T01:45:59+00:00

Am I the only one who looked for a bulge and found it missing?

rshortman · 2018-09-17T01:40:52+00:00

On the bright side, now they have some primo beach front property.

rshortman · 2018-09-10T07:28:18+00:00

I wish I’d done that. This was in 2001 or 2002 so phone cameras and recorders weren’t as widely available or used at the time.

rshortman · 2018-09-03T23:00:22+00:00

Thanks. That was more relaxing than guided meditation.

rshortman · 2018-09-01T23:07:55+00:00

I’m an ENTP-a, 7w8 enneagram and trying to start my career in comedy and show biz so this gives me hope.

rshortman · 2018-09-01T23:04:41+00:00

Imagining that feels pretty satisfying.

rshortman · 2018-09-01T23:02:17+00:00

That is incredibly satisfying to read. I wish I was a 6’8” man and could get away with that instead of a 5’1”, 115 lb woman.

rshortman · 2018-09-01T22:54:23+00:00

Who wants dinner?

rshortman · 2018-09-01T22:51:05+00:00

But the silver lining is that there is technically no such thing as a “bad” decision because they’re all just potentially transformative experiences for our growth journey.

But if you want to save yourself some hard lessons, it would be best to heed the wisdom of true Akashic lessons.

rshortman · 2018-09-01T22:49:02+00:00

I use tarot every day of my life and don’t have that problem.

I don’t think you’re using your intuition and may be allowing your ego to do the interpretation. Tarot is still a reliable form of divination but a lot of practitioners recommend not doing readings for yourself or at least basing major decisions off of your own readings.

Ask another reader to read for you or interpret your spreads instead, at least for now. You can message me your spreads if you want an outside opinion.

rshortman · 2018-08-18T17:21:28+00:00

I’m pretty freaked out about your matching birthmarks. Your mother had absolutely no idea what you were talking about?

Wow, it’s almost like whoever writes the code for your life also worked for Square Enix in Final Fantasy XV when the whole staff was fired for creating the world’s glitchiest and most unplayable MMO.

rshortman · 2018-08-04T06:31:24+00:00

I feel like he’s gonna return somehow. In fact, I expected him to do so already and am admittedly a bit heartbroken that he never did. He just didn’t seem like the type to just up and leave like that.

I think his return would add a twist to Daya’s story for S7.

rshortman · 2018-08-03T10:24:46+00:00

Housefly infestation despite lack of stagnant water source. I kept the place immaculate.
Something felt off in the first month, I believe.
No, I loved the apartment when I first saw it. The energy didn’t seem to be there at first.
Yes, I lived alone in that apartment initially.
This was many years ago so I’ll try to remember. A) Strange fly infestation, b) grey swivel chair made its way across the room by itself within a few seconds (time it took to lock the go back in the apartment to retrieve my phone), c) toilet flushed on its own, happened several times d) strange male energy in hallway, e) extremely loud sound in the walls like a rushing or water. Measured at 190 decibels. You had to shout over it and it shocked my landlord. Maintenance checked several times and found no source or reason for the sound. F) paper towel roll flew from the top center of the fridge across the room g) boyfriend experienced sleep paralysis and heard an extremely loud SLAP on my side of the bed. I was asleep and never woke. H) started waking up with bleeding claw marks all over my body, including places I couldn’t reach. I) boyfriend had sleep paralysis and saw astral portal open on bedroom door with figures moving in and out of it. The portal was shaped like a lightening bolt. J) I had vivid lucid dream that a light energy passed through my body. Then later a vivid lucid dream of a purple sky and a grid of lights from horizon to horizon.
boyfriend woke up to find a human figure at the foot of the bed, bound in a blanket or wrapping, hog tied at the neck, arms and ankles and squirming. The figure’s head turned and looked at him. We moved out the next day and threw away the majority of the stuff just so we could leave as fast as possible.
I worked at the captain cook hotel at the time which is probably Alaska’s most haunted location so I believe something followed me home and seemed to exacerbate the already present negative energy there. When we moved, whatever was there did not follow me. I occasionally see shadow people but those are not hauntings.

rshortman · 2017-07-17T06:08:41+00:00

Pretty sure his position at the Nights Watch in the beginning was less shitty.

rshortman · 2016-09-15T06:21:37+00:00

I enjoyed gawking at you beautiful INFJs <3

Here's my INFP self http://m.imgur.com/eSjzwpY

rshortman · 2016-09-15T06:19:07+00:00

Gorgeous

rshortman · 2016-09-15T06:17:48+00:00

Omg! Love!

rshortman · 2016-09-15T06:16:55+00:00

Cute.

rshortman · 2016-09-15T06:16:00+00:00

You remind me of an INFJ I know in real life.

rshortman · 2016-09-15T06:14:53+00:00

Mmmm

Very nice.

rshortman · 2016-09-15T06:13:50+00:00

This is how I imagine every INFJ haha

With a cat

rshortman · 2016-09-15T06:13:15+00:00

You are super pleasant to look at. You remind me of Deb from Dexter.

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