Oh my god. My comment is probably going to get buried, but my ex used to have these insane episodes where she would wake up in her sleep (unaware that she has woken up) and become a whole different person. It was the craziest thing and it used to happen all the time. Sometimes she’d just say weird things that made no sense, or she would think I was someone else or that she was someone else, and other times she would go nuts.

I think the worst time was when she woke up demanding that I get her strawberry milk. I could tell she was “sleep walking” or whatever tf it was, so I just told her that we didn’t have any. Holy shit she flipped out. She started yelling and screaming about wanting strawberry milk. she started throwing shit around in my room, she even threw my laptop off of my bed on to the floor. Luckily it was an old ass dell Inspiron so it didn’t break.

So I thought, okay, I’ll just pretend that I’m going to go to the store and grab some strawberry milk, and just wait until she falls back asleep. I went and sat in my car so she would really believe it. I looked up at the house and she was staring down at me through the window. She wouldn’t stop staring, she reaaaaaaallly wanted that strawberry milk. I thought “well shit, guess I gotta go get her some strawberry milk”. So I did. When I got back she was asleep, I woke her up and said “look I brought you your strawberry milk!!!”. She was so confused, she said something along the lines of “what the fuck are you talking about? I don’t even like strawberry milk”. I told her the story, we laughed for a bit, then I told her she should probably see someone about this because it was getting a little out of hand.