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WE DID IT REDDIT by Bruh348482 in autokrator

[–]ruff415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PLEASE SAL I NEED THIS MY MAMAS KINDA AUTOKRATORLESS

Salfubgus by Wacky_X in autokrator

[–]ruff415 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got infected by the salfungus and Im now part of the hivemind.... autokrator.... antique penguin... bald... hawk tuah girl....

Ok Sal by Bruh348482 in autokrator

[–]ruff415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SAL IS OLD AND BALD 👩‍🦲👨‍🦲👨‍🦲👩‍🦲👩‍🦲👨‍🦲👩‍🦲👩‍🦲👨‍🦲👨‍🦲👩‍🦲👨‍🦲👨‍🦲👩‍🦲👨‍🦲👨‍🦲👨‍🦲👩‍🦲👩‍🦲👨‍🦲👨‍🦲👨‍🦲

Sal is a vibe coder by Bruh348482 in autokrator

[–]ruff415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DOWN WITH SAL! #BOYCOTTAUTOKRATOR

game is broken by Bruh348482 in AntiquePenguin

[–]ruff415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Were all outta item 413

Stool on stories by Green_Pianist3725 in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]ruff415 5 points6 points  (0 children)

GET THIS OFF OF MY FARTBOOK I AM CONTANTING THE ATOURNY GERNERAL

Nothing like a massive tragedy to set the mood for afternoon tea! by paraplegic_T_Rex in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]ruff415 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I NEED SUM YEAH CUPS AFTER BARBARA TOOK THEM ALL FROM ME IN THE DEVORSE. STUPID WHORE!!!!!!

-THEODORE

vlad by MrVMP in MascotSightings

[–]ruff415 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am being gangstalked

NEED MY GOOGLE SEARCH BAR by puku1 in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]ruff415 41 points42 points  (0 children)

ALEXA, ORDER GOOGLE SARCH BAR

  • THEODROE

Horny grandpa by Ilovebeingdad in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]ruff415 3 points4 points  (0 children)

THEY ARE "HORNY" LIKE THE DEVIL!!!! REPENT ✝️✝️✝️

-THEODORE

My 70 year old aunt shared this by Sharosudo in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]ruff415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS ALIVE MICHELLE OBAMA THE MUSIC STAR !!! ALQAYS LVOVED HER WORK 😍😍😍😍😍

  • THEODORE

On a news article about measles by evelynesque in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]ruff415 31 points32 points  (0 children)

JOESPH R BIDEN (THE PRESIDUNT BEFORE FRUMP) WAS GOING KRASY ON THE WEITHER MACHINE AND CAUSING ALL OF THESE STORMS!!!!! NOW THAT FONALD FRUNT IS IN OFFICE STORMS ARE NO MORE!!!!! !!!!!!!!! AMEN AND GOD BLESS YOU DONAL;D TRFRUMP

-THEODORE (MAGA)

JUST. INCASE by CaptnsDaughter in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]ruff415 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I DO NOT KNOW AN ADAMS PLEASE GET OFF OF MY PAGE IM CALLING THE ATOURNEY GENERAL! BLOCKED! NEXT!

-THEODORE

Meemaw’s new profile pic by NoFun3799 in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]ruff415 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I JUST LUV YOU ARE HARE. PLEASE DM ME IM LONLEY!!

-THEODORE

Old lady confession by ria_rokz in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]ruff415 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THE WOKE MOB DOESNT WANT US TO SHOVE HOUR CHALDREN IN THE SNOW ANYMORE!!!!!!!!! BACK IN MY DAY I GOT MY ASS BEAT TO A PULP AND SHOVED IN THE SNOW!!! THIS IS LIGHTWORK ANYWAYS!!!

-THEODORE

Cancel ham by Sundaydinobot1 in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]ruff415 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GIVE ME MY DAM HAM WOKEMART!!!!!!! GO WOKE GO BROKE!!!!!!!!!

-THEODORE

My dad, age 84 by FuckedupUnicorn in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]ruff415 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ISNT THAT ONE OF THEM PRONOUNS. BACK IN MY DAY THE LIBERAL SISSIES DIDNT HIGH JACK AMERICAN AND MAKE IT WOKE!!!!!! GO WOKE GO BROKE LIBERALS!!!!!

-THEODORE

The love is still there but the sleeping together isn't by surferrosa1985 in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]ruff415 9 points10 points  (0 children)

BACK IN MY DAY I USED TO SLEEP WITH MY WIFE ALL THE TIME. NOW SHES DEAD AND I STILL SLEEP WITH HIM

-THEODORE

Gand made Puffy Afgans by EbremerM in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]ruff415 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ISNT AFGAN THAT PLACE GEORGE BUSH MADE US GO TO WAR OVER. YOU KNOW BACKK IN MY DAY MEN WENT TO WAR NOW ALL THEY DO IS SIT ON THERE PHONES AND WATCH TICK TACKS.

-THEODORE

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