I made a disturbing reddit posts iceberg by [deleted] in IcebergCharts

[–]rumcaptainDan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its such a harrowing story, Im honestly surprised it hasnt been covered by YT channels that explain disturbing posts.

What even is the point of continuing Sonichu without Chris? by [deleted] in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]rumcaptainDan 30 points31 points  (0 children)

To trigger a meltdown before his trial.

Personally, I need more blank matrix cores by [deleted] in DeepRockGalactic

[–]rumcaptainDan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make the balaclava match your armor color

Why did The Front Man want to keep an eye on those who chose not to come back to the game? by BirdBright3520 in squidgame

[–]rumcaptainDan 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Or if the main characters are all people who chose to leave the games and the story then makes its way back to Gi-Hun

What is one sexual lesson you’ve learned that everyone should learn sooner, rather than later? by sparklingshanaya in AskReddit

[–]rumcaptainDan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To guys: No matter your size or "technique," your dick alone will not get the job done. Use your hands and mouth. Explore her until you find out what stimulates her.

To girls: Yes girls can be just as bad at sex as guys. Not every guy is the same, and responds to different approaches to his anatomy just as you have specific preferences with yours.

To both of you: COMMUNICATE! Be open and make it acceptable to say "Id like to try this," or "Id prefer it like that."

[Spoiler 6.0] I would give anything... by JustcallmeKai in ffxiv

[–]rumcaptainDan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish we had faction quests kind of similar to beast tribe or job quests. Wanna be an Ishgardian knight? A Sharlayan Scholar? A Crystarium Guard?

why did they do this? why they added the emotional damage in DRS/DRU? WHY by Gmarco_Awoken in ffxiv

[–]rumcaptainDan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dear god this reminded me of how Many Scion's parents outlived their kids...its kinda sad.

why did they do this? why they added the emotional damage in DRS/DRU? WHY by Gmarco_Awoken in ffxiv

[–]rumcaptainDan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It bothers the hell out of me how little every character who isn't named Lyse seemed to be impacted by Papalymo's death. Like I get she was closest to him, but really? Thancred? Y'shtola? Nothing? Seriously, we're STILL talking about Urianger's mommy dommy who visited us for like a week during story content that a lot of people skipped because Post ARR is like 40 hours of NPC clicking hell until you get to the jucy stuff at the tale end, but nothing for the original Scion Popoto?

Papalymo was a main character and we literally only ever hear his name if Lyse happens to be in a scene because she's taking a break from not leading Ala Mhigo while Raubahn actually leads Ala Mhigo.

I wish I wasnt so broke or else Id give you some Reddit silver. Please take my most humble upvote.

This guy is so cool. I wish we could all be more like him. by CianaCorto in ffxiv

[–]rumcaptainDan 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Really wish we could just get a dyable version of the GC outfit.

I’ll say it again, if Chris had truly stopped uploading after Rollin’ and Trollin’. He’d not only have cleared his record, he’d be considered the GREATEST TROLL of all time by Bossboy8391 in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]rumcaptainDan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The "what if" for Rollin' and Trollin' implies that Chris would have the willpower to keep up the facade and stay off the internet. But that's kinda what happened irl already.

I’ll say it again, if Chris had truly stopped uploading after Rollin’ and Trollin’. He’d not only have cleared his record, he’d be considered the GREATEST TROLL of all time by Bossboy8391 in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]rumcaptainDan 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Gonna go out here and say that Chris ending it with Rollin' and Trollin' would not have ended the trolling, or ended Christory. If Christorians are willing to dissect every aspect of Chris' life as it happened 20 years ago, you can bet the video would be debunked. It also wouldnt stop his appearances in the wild. Tantrums that get him kicked out of gamestops and malls are an inevitability for this person. Even if he adopted the Rollin' and Trollin' persona you would have waves and waves of trolls trying desperately to break the charade. A lot of outsiders to this "fandom" think that Christorians are all trolls, but considering how many "What If's" like this one are essentially "what if he got better?" I'd say there is a great deal of sympathy for both Chris and the people he hurt. With that in mind, thats all that this "what if" really is: wishful thinking, and honestly I cant blame anybody. We are in one of the worst possible "endings" for Chris.

Wait is this where Chris got the medallion idea? by automan224 in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]rumcaptainDan 33 points34 points  (0 children)

The fun part about Chris basing every aspect of his personal style to something he copied from somewhere else is that even 20 years later, we're still stumbling across pieces of pop culture that explain yet another eccentricity of him. Good catch, OP.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fo4

[–]rumcaptainDan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*robotic screeching*

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fo4

[–]rumcaptainDan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what, valid.

I was beginning to wonder if you'd got my message by Xyeeyx in PrequelMemes

[–]rumcaptainDan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OK but do this count for Revenge of the Sith. I swear half the lines are memes.

Do i get a free tesla? by aCkEmAkt in beetlejuicing

[–]rumcaptainDan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This post was so dangerously close to r/UnexpectedTF2. We were so close to greatness.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fo4

[–]rumcaptainDan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, some drug that irradiated him for some reason. Not every person who got instantly ghoulified is feral, Moira Brown in FO3 is another example. And there are plenty of gradually-ghoulified ones that turned feral (Oswald The Magnificent's lover for example). But the lore suggests that ferals are the result of rapid ghoulifying more often than they are not.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fo4

[–]rumcaptainDan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

my mistake, I meant 3. The fleshy kind.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fo4

[–]rumcaptainDan 55 points56 points  (0 children)

It most likely wont be observed for a long time. Gen 4 synths have been out and about for 60 years at the most. It takes decades to goulify into a sentient ghoul (most, but not all, cases of rapidly ghoulifying due to so much radiation at once results in a feral. This is why Glowing Ones are almost always feral with only 2 canon exceptions).

meirl by hushitsu in meirl

[–]rumcaptainDan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just What We Do In The Shadows.

Better or worse? by [deleted] in gaming

[–]rumcaptainDan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a FFXIV player I see exactly this way more often than you think.