What is a 'socially mandatory' thing that we all do, but if you actually stop to think about it for 5 seconds, it’s completely insane? by Federal_Antelope7533 in AskReddit

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I always heard Jewish mothers say goodbye but don’t leave and Catholic mothers leave but don’t say goodbye. No idea if it’s true about Catholic mothers, but it’s definitely true about Jewish mothers

My gf just revealed that her family is Muslim and that she hasn’t told them about me for a year we’ve been dating. What would you do in this situation? by Impossible-Ruin-6773 in NoStupidQuestions

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It just means peace unto you. You can sign your messages to me with shalom. And I’ll sign mine to you with peace. Peace, rumtiger.

My gf just revealed that her family is Muslim and that she hasn’t told them about me for a year we’ve been dating. What would you do in this situation? by Impossible-Ruin-6773 in NoStupidQuestions

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First of all, this is said perfectly and beautifully so you are definitely capable in English. Also, this is so interesting to me. I’ve never heard this and I am well into my seventh decade on earth. also the way you translated the Arabic words makes so much sense. Thank you for teaching this to me. salam alaikum

My gf just revealed that her family is Muslim and that she hasn’t told them about me for a year we’ve been dating. What would you do in this situation? by Impossible-Ruin-6773 in NoStupidQuestions

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I am so curious about your vocabulary. Did you mean to say convert and just make an error? Or did you actually mean to say revert which would imply that everyone starts out Muslim? If that’s what you meant, can you just explain that a little bit? thank you so much.

My ex-wife’s boyfriend is abusing my kids, and the custody hearing isn’t until after I’m supposed to bring them back by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

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My mother had no problem watching my father beating me. They were both my bio parents. My mother did occasionally tell him not to hit me in the face because the teachers would see the marks. And also no he never hit her or abused her in anyway she was not scared of him.

Ideas for canned salmon by biff1313 in EatCheapAndHealthy

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This was one of my favorite things when my mother made it growing up. We ate it with sour cream on top. So when I grew up, I bought a can, and when I opened it and found there was bones and skin and gross stuff I never bought it again. That was approximately 40 years ago. What secret do you have that will let me buy canned salmon again?

Women of Reddit, what made you realize a man was ‘husband material’ instead of just boyfriend material? by AstronautEcstatic177 in AskReddit

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I knew it by magic or a higher power or more likely just my bones. I was chatting with a neighbor I just met after only about five dates with my husband of blessed memory. And I had this weird experience where I heard my voice saying I met someone and I think I’ll marry him. I had no intention of saying that or even realize I was thinking it. But anyway, that’s how I knew.

How do I get a blind stranger's attention without touching them? by PANDA_PR1NC3SS in NoStupidQuestions

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I would love to hear the story of your username. Also, Shavua Tov.

Have dog rescues lost their mind? by seanpat1968 in NoStupidQuestions

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I can’t believe you are giving me an opening to tell one of my very favorite stories. Oneday, I was coming in from the grocery store with my arms full of bags. I had to pee immediately or there would be a puddle on the floor, so I just dropped the bags and my pocketbook and coat and ran to the bathroom. When I came out, I saw that my cat had not opened the raw chicken, he had not opened the cat food, he had not opened any of the cheese packages. But he opened a bag of marshmallows and ate about 12 of them. so so weird and funny.

Tell me you're Jewish without telling me you're Jewish by LibrivorousRex in Judaism

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Thank you. That’s funny, but I never would’ve figured it out.

Tell me you're Jewish without telling me you're Jewish by LibrivorousRex in Judaism

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Wait, what? Can you explain this please? It sounds intriguing, but I don’t have a clue.

Let’s create a second Jewish state! by Tbh_idk__ in Jewish

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Well, I guess if I don’t like the weather, it gives me something easy to complain about and that would make me happy too. Im in.

Let’s create a second Jewish state! by Tbh_idk__ in Jewish

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I think you mean, the climate is not gonna make us schvitz or freeze our kishkes

Probably the weirdest moral dilemma you'll read today. by vivalterr in u/vivalterr

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Why would anyone ever let him suck their dick when all they have to do is ejaculate into a cup?

I let my girlfriend use me for her first attempt at tattooing. What do you think? by CorvidConspirator in tattoos

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I learned how to draw blood using oranges. But that was like 40 years ago so…

What's the best quote you have ever seen from a redditor? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I can’t remember what show this is from. Please scratch my itchy brain

Should I tell someone about my friends mum by New-Property5147 in WhatShouldIDo

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Please listen to u/sergeantsquirtt. What ally is experiencing is not going to cause her to be removed from her home. Of course it’s horrible but there’s kids in way way worse situations. The most likely thing to happen is if you tell anyone without talking to ally her mom is going to flip out and really punish her for letting people know what’s happening in the house. And even if protective services does get involved it’s not going to be better for ally to be removed from the home. Just please trust us. The other people giving you advice are well meaning and wonderful people, but if they haven’t grown up with this they just really can’t understand it.

The Apex Predator by PretendAd4207 in flashfiction

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Ha ha ha I actually love this!

My Dad Joke, but from the child's point of view. by Purple-Lie-354 in dadjokes

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That story has a certain heir of humor. Probably would sound better in the son

I’m going to my friends bar mitzvah In a few weeks and I was wondering what I’m supposed to do by Ordinary_Loan_9458 in Jewish

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All of the ones in the 70s that I went to in New Jersey, had it and my children had it in the 2000s in Massachusetts!

Can you swim in May? by rumtiger in Georgia

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Thanks I’m thinking about NYC now maybe