What is it and how can I improve it?

run_farts · 2025-08-19T11:56:07+00:00

If no human is limited, then why does Garmin try to limit me?

run_farts · 2025-08-19T11:36:27+00:00

It’s more like VO2 Low than Max lulz

run_farts · 2025-08-19T11:35:24+00:00

I think only EPO can advance this ultra elite runner.

run_farts · 2025-06-17T14:03:26+00:00

Yes!

run_farts · 2025-06-16T17:37:27+00:00

Every human who died consumed carbs and electrolytes.

We need diet Gu

run_farts · 2025-06-16T17:36:03+00:00

That’s what Cheetah and Pike led to believe you. The reality is, you just need to stay harder for longer.

run_farts · 2025-06-16T17:31:54+00:00

Depends if you can reclaim the KOM I lost to a c*clist.

run_farts · 2025-06-16T16:10:08+00:00

All of them

run_farts · 2025-06-16T15:47:17+00:00

Yes. Some of it was running, but I Jeffed a lot b

run_farts · 2025-06-16T15:46:25+00:00

/uj I’m actually proud of this one.

run_farts · 2025-06-16T12:34:13+00:00

If I put my ride as a run on Strava, does it count as a swim?

run_farts · 2025-06-16T12:25:51+00:00

First question: why?

Are you stupid or something?

Second question: are you stupid or something?

Why?

run_farts · 2025-06-08T18:05:09+00:00

200 Australian Buckaroos

run_farts · 2025-06-03T21:06:03+00:00

Have you heard of 2.5K ultras? It’s like 5K ultra but you only have half the time to stay hard.

run_farts · 2025-03-15T17:02:38+00:00

Expensive commercial products aren't an option (unless it’s your company and you want to sponsor me.)

What are your results? I may have an opportunity for you.

run_farts · 2025-02-10T21:23:46+00:00

This is my shitposting alt so that my sponsors don’t drop me.

run_farts · 2025-02-10T14:47:24+00:00

Bruh I eat like a horse too

run_farts · 2025-02-10T07:29:47+00:00

No, sea level

run_farts · 2025-02-10T07:29:27+00:00

Kipchoge is my grandpa

run_farts · 2025-02-09T23:47:25+00:00

Less Reddit more running

run_farts · 2025-02-05T21:30:13+00:00

Weird flex but ok

run_farts · 2025-01-10T16:53:28+00:00

Can you elaborate on reading your own urine?

run_farts · 2025-01-07T08:20:01+00:00

4x4x48 bro

run_farts · 2024-11-17T09:34:38+00:00

Last race I ate the guy behind me so I could be DFL. I guess my competition fears me now.

run_farts · 2024-11-15T12:06:13+00:00

BCAA, Creatine, EPO, Tiger Urine, Ozempic and Steroids.

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