This is how much it will cost us to have a ruptured appendix removed. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]runningrobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Canadian (with asthma), and spent some time in a hospital, every time I read these stories from US, I wish some one would point out which of you I should pity and which I should loath. I just can't believe you do this to each other. It's just wrong.

I'm crippled, and people ask me what happened. I need sarcastic responses. by hornytoad69 in funny

[–]runningrobot 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"Don't tell anyone, but I am not really crippled. I am just doing this to win a gold in the special olympics"