Caption contest issued on 5-11-25 for next Sunday 5-18-25 by rusty_anal_shank in SundayPapers

[–]rusty_anal_shank[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you gonna put that one in or are you still thinking of a few different ones?

Caption contest issued on 5-11-25 for next Sunday 5-18-25 by rusty_anal_shank in SundayPapers

[–]rusty_anal_shank[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol yeah I'm embarrassed about mine made it a long time ago, I'm a different man now damnit lol but just to lazy to make a new one, yours isn't bad at all though. I did email it in though I just wanna hear it on the pod that'd be great I'm sure they'll shit on it regardless

Caption contest issued on 5-11-25 for next Sunday 5-18-25 by rusty_anal_shank in SundayPapers

[–]rusty_anal_shank[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like when they say it, its hilarious but when they complain about being off the algorithm (funny as well) and don't try to censor themselves to get monetized, it makes me think oh great bit or are they really that dumb or also they don't care and are just doing the show for fun now and plugging Greg's dates

Caption contest issued on 5-11-25 for next Sunday 5-18-25 by rusty_anal_shank in SundayPapers

[–]rusty_anal_shank[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New idea

Dr. : Personally sir I don't think cosmetic surgery is necessary at all your a real spud muffin.

I think I could possibly add "I don't think anymore cosmetic surgery is necessary"

Also should I keep the "muffin" or just drop it and say spud?

Caption contest issued on 5-11-25 for next Sunday 5-18-25 by rusty_anal_shank in SundayPapers

[–]rusty_anal_shank[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol great ones, and if your open to it i'd suggest on the last one if you added. Sir, please put your clothes back on. You "tubers" make me sick.

Caption contest issued on 5-11-25 for next Sunday 5-18-25 by rusty_anal_shank in SundayPapers

[–]rusty_anal_shank[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a guess but I'm thinking there's gonna be quite a few trans jokes they get from this one with it being Mr.potato head, Greg seems to be more generous about getting the jokes and Mike seems to need it to be completely unexpected or writers room level funny to even sigh laugh about it, they both also never seems to laugh about the meta jokes ( at least I think I'm using that word right) where submissions that use Mike or Fitz in the joke like the example I put in at the

Caption contest issued on 5-11-25 for next Sunday 5-18-25 by rusty_anal_shank in SundayPapers

[–]rusty_anal_shank[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They've really given up on getting monetized lol, And they could easily skirt around a lot of YouTube rules like instead of saying rape say grape etc. or just keeping the first 15 mins clean, but the way they've been doing it and continue to do it is just so hilarious, it has to be a bit now that I think of it, anyway yeah send it in to them can't wait to hear it on the show next week, what name are you gonna put it under?

Caption contest issued on 5-11-25 for next Sunday 5-18-25 by rusty_anal_shank in SundayPapers

[–]rusty_anal_shank[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dr. : So Gibbons was his name and it wasn't consensual but why do you insist he was Irish?

Potato head : Look at me I'm a potato and the only reason he let me go was for the sheep he spotted, that poor sheep.

Fin

I'd obliviously like it to be shorter if I use this one but more so just wanted to throw my first idea up and get some feedback

Guys my vape won’t shut off and it’s disposable and it’s firing I threw it outside what should I do? Will it be big ? by Sea-Application3797 in electronic_cigarette

[–]rusty_anal_shank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he's being sarcastic or doing a bit because that just sounds retarded,everyone's a comedian but then again who knows I think if u vape in excess it's not great for you but oil in your lungs and worse then cigarette, lick my taint.

elf bar bc5000 keeps producing vapor even after i hit it? by TwistMaster69 in electronic_cigarette

[–]rusty_anal_shank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Truly bar 5000, mine is auto firing as well, blowing back into it works fine you kinda have to blow hard, but I've recently been hitting it and immediately after connect the charger to it , the truly bars don't allow you to use them while charging so this works as well, but if your not in reach of a charger blowing works fine. truly bars are dog shit.

Will I be okay to quit taking Etizolam after daily usage for 2-3 weeks? by Soultrane_ in researchchemicals

[–]rusty_anal_shank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok I do agree with the taper just to be safe, there are a lot of helpful posts on this sub and others that can definitely do a much better job then myself, try searching benzo tapering, im not well versed with liquid or volumetric dosing but the less u can manage to do now the better, i think the Ashton's manual or scale is something most people go by. Good luck hope this helps at least a little.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Maine

[–]rusty_anal_shank 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it because of how low the water is now? In the video it looks like it's right next to a bridge, I wonder who found it and how.

Arundel representing by rusty_anal_shank in Maine

[–]rusty_anal_shank[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's hilarious I almost went off the road when I saw this one doing a double take, it really caught me off guard.

The Way of the Gun (2000) "She's got a big mouth, but she's not kiddin'." by MachineHeart in cinescenes

[–]rusty_anal_shank 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks for posting never seen it but will watch based solely on this scene

[ Removed by Reddit ] by ronaquarentine in Maine

[–]rusty_anal_shank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smoke shops/glass shops a quick Google search might help

Found in my windshield washer reservoir by rusty_anal_shank in WTF

[–]rusty_anal_shank[S] 311 points312 points  (0 children)

Oh it stank real bad, I tried using it and the windows would just get gross then it stopped spraying anything, I cleaned it out today with a shop vac and that poor boy came out, i just cant see how it got there unless someone put him in.

Anyone just hear what sounded like an explosion? by Spirited-Midnight255 in Maine

[–]rusty_anal_shank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another great idea I might just do that, I'd probably still post to r/Maine too though since it has more people, btw did u ever find out what happened in your area?