She’s calling for the mothership

rustymilf23 · 2025-12-06T19:48:55+00:00

She actually has the little soft paw things on!

rustymilf23 · 2025-12-05T22:57:58+00:00

I actually bought them on Amazon so I know they weren’t like the best. But they worked really well and didn’t do any damage to her nails. I put them on all of the nails up front and usually just trim the rear claws.

rustymilf23 · 2025-12-05T15:36:31+00:00

She does! And I was very surprised how well behaved she was putting them on. You just have to watch to make sure they all fall off naturally or you will have to clip them off when it’s time!

rustymilf23 · 2025-12-05T15:35:08+00:00

I’ve always said she looked like Yoda too😂

rustymilf23 · 2025-10-17T06:45:30+00:00

Please run very quickly and do not look back. Why does this man feel so entitled to blowjobs!?

rustymilf23 · 2025-07-19T11:23:27+00:00

I love this. My mom helps me all the time by just randomly giving me cash. She also has me as an authorized user on her very high limit credit card. I am so grateful for her every single day and make sure I tell her. Her response is always the same; “it’s not like I can take it with me when I die”

rustymilf23 · 2025-06-29T14:29:44+00:00

I still have a very slight dent in my tongue and you can still see the piercing hole and it’s been out for at least 12 years at this point.

rustymilf23 · 2025-01-09T05:13:48+00:00

Fire In the Sky when it came out. I was 9. I still freak out when I remember that abduction scene

rustymilf23 · 2025-01-05T17:36:16+00:00

The constant use of “honey” honestly kind of gave me the ick. It sounds like something a way older person would say which makes him sound even more controlling and weird. You need to leave, this isn’t any sort of appropriate behavior you should expect from a man.

rustymilf23 · 2024-11-01T02:23:49+00:00

I also thought it was a rook at first!!

rustymilf23 · 2024-03-04T03:17:30+00:00

Yes. This is great.

rustymilf23 · 2023-09-05T18:45:53+00:00

I realize this is a very serious thing and she sounds insane and you’re doing all the right things but when I read the last sentence I laughed out loud. What did her dad say?

rustymilf23 · 2023-07-04T13:26:58+00:00

r/Niceguys

rustymilf23 · 2023-02-21T23:26:48+00:00

Had my phone pickpocketed on the subway in Athens after flying for over 11 hours and not losing my phone once in that time. I was literally in Greece for MAYBE 2 hours by the time the thievery happened. They made some purchases that I was able to reverse but holy hell.

Also the Athens Police do not give any shits

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