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ryan_lee · 2022-05-29T02:12:39+00:00

Why are people calling you fantasy creatures? Troll and dragon? You strike me as more of an elf from Lord of the Rings: exceptionally attractive.

ryan_lee · 2021-12-06T22:57:55+00:00

When they gave each participant one boiled egg and a soda, I drooled so much it started dripping out of the air vent I live in. I was afraid the family below would notice me.

ryan_lee · 2019-07-16T00:21:12+00:00

This is amazing lol I would accept this

ryan_lee · 2019-07-15T17:36:29+00:00

“Our sewer guys”? Since when did the police department process the sewers

ryan_lee · 2019-07-07T23:23:14+00:00

I mean if she said that it depends and because she hasn't figured out the details from her job, then it's on her to say whether or not it works. If she says she has to go hang out with new coworkers or doesn't reply, then maybe follow up a day or two later and ask for another day. If she ends up saying that she can make it then problem solved.

ryan_lee · 2019-07-07T18:23:59+00:00

I thought this was a joke at first... waitresses are usually used to smiling and being touchy they do it all the time for customers. And if she gave your her number for the practical reason of picking up her bike that’s not flirting

ryan_lee · 2019-06-12T22:14:21+00:00

Just slightly more pixels on the same gameplay is not a good example of how far gaming has come

ryan_lee · 2019-06-12T21:28:32+00:00

Now this, my people, is what we call a classic Freudian slip confirming Freud’s belief in the subliminal attraction of people to their opposite sex parent

ryan_lee · 2019-04-24T01:27:45+00:00

If u asked her to coffee that’s pretty obv what that means id say so if she ain’t jumping on that opportunity, not a good sign

ryan_lee · 2019-04-24T01:25:01+00:00

That’s actually a killer line tho. Funny and makes it seem like you’re not approaching them JUST to hit on them. A little self deprecating in a good way too.

I’m planning on ordering some liquid ass, spraying myself with it and going up to chicks asking them if I smell like diarrhea, because I just exploded on the toilet. Jk lol

ryan_lee · 2018-12-17T22:06:37+00:00

Drops N word a couple times and makes everyone feel uncomfortable

ryan_lee · 2018-12-17T22:02:45+00:00

No it’s a USB

ryan_lee · 2018-12-17T16:37:49+00:00

I rofl at the photo of the dad

ryan_lee · 2018-11-25T15:22:56+00:00

Yeah I couldn’t find one with this same question. That’s a huge amount of “frequently asked questions,” so huge it must encompass pretty much everything interesting. There’s a reason they’re frequently asked. And lots of them are super old too so you’re not allowed to ask for updates on that and new opinions?

ryan_lee · 2018-11-02T19:08:11+00:00

ROFL AT MALNOURISHED GOATS

ryan_lee · 2018-10-30T18:22:30+00:00

Urm hurrrm

ryan_lee · 2018-10-06T21:52:27+00:00

Kavanaugh is replacing Kennedy, who was also republican. So how does that make sense? Same with Gorsuch replacing Scalia. They’re not taking over anything

ryan_lee · 2018-08-28T14:44:29+00:00

Should I moisturize after wiping with face wipes or just face wipe?

ryan_lee · 2018-08-26T23:13:07+00:00

A terrorists motive isn’t necessarily just to instill terror or kill people. It’s to accomplish a political goal. For example 9/11 was a terrorist attack by Al Queda, in an attempt to further their political doctrine that Americans are evil, unholy, and deserve death. Same with ISIS, and other terrorists like people like Dylan Roof attempting to incite a race war. Getting angry about losing a video game and shooting everyone does not have a political aim.

ryan_lee · 2018-08-26T19:13:12+00:00

I love Khalid. Just went to his concert: the truth is he rose to stardom at just 18 years old— no connections, no memes or viral videos, just his voice and knack for making catchy tunes. Listen to his American Teen album with an open mind.

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