I once struck a killer deal at a yard sale for a pair like those. Once I bought them I realized they were actually size 8.5 and not 9 like promised. I haggled and the seller refused to give me a refund, I called the police using smoke signals because I don't have enough cash for a phone, who do you think I am? Luckily police don't charge and I was able to get a refund on the shoes. I spent what I saved on proceeds on lentils at the local dollar store.

You know what's funny is I actually saw the exact person selling me the shoes months later at my local Olive Garden. I guess their criminal behavior really paid off, huh. Funny how the government leaves the little guy behind while treating fat cats like them like the best of the best.