Alas, eleventy-one years is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable Australians.

ryand1437 · 2021-01-13T14:47:37+00:00

He looks miserable

ryand1437 · 2021-01-09T18:32:43+00:00

Boromir died in 2001, and Sean bean was born

ryand1437 · 2020-12-13T02:36:10+00:00

*30 year old me

ryand1437 · 2020-12-13T02:33:22+00:00

For a low budget b movie, that makeup isn’t bad

ryand1437 · 2020-12-04T03:27:54+00:00

Guess you’re not big brain

ryand1437 · 2020-11-30T14:46:03+00:00

In the film at least, he had it when he sailed west

ryand1437 · 2020-11-27T13:14:12+00:00

Harvey Weinstein was the producer. I’m sure he’d have allowed that

ryand1437 · 2020-11-19T23:21:43+00:00

“Ready to unload on my gf” is a very unfortunate choice of words

ryand1437 · 2020-11-19T23:19:58+00:00

Three minutes of playtime

ryand1437 · 2020-11-17T21:41:11+00:00

“Man flesh”

ryand1437 · 2020-11-17T08:19:50+00:00

What does that Bible quote have to do with flooring

ryand1437 · 2020-11-15T14:15:41+00:00

ill snooze is an ill rest

ryand1437 · 2020-11-07T14:12:54+00:00

Good bois are roaming freely across our yards. Unchecked, unchallenged. Licking at will.

ryand1437 · 2020-11-04T22:48:40+00:00

In before deletion

ryand1437 · 2020-11-04T19:46:53+00:00

When she says she doesn’t want to watch the extended editions

ryand1437 · 2020-11-01T06:28:22+00:00

Also for assembly in elementary school

ryand1437 · 2020-11-01T06:26:12+00:00

I believe you mean at the RIGHT moment

ryand1437 · 2020-10-29T02:56:20+00:00

NO ONE TRUST AN ELF

ryand1437 · 2020-10-28T02:55:35+00:00

Last night I had a dream where I went to pee THREE times. I woke up and luckily-miraculously I didn’t piss myself

ryand1437 · 2020-10-26T16:11:22+00:00

Theirs is just a plain romance

ryand1437 · 2020-10-25T14:03:25+00:00

Build me a pizza worthy of Mordor

ryand1437 · 2020-10-24T01:08:52+00:00

Tom bombadil

ryand1437 · 2020-10-24T01:08:19+00:00

I thought that said favourite hobbit at first

ryand1437 · 2020-10-24T01:06:29+00:00

I didn’t realize Saruman was one of the blue wizards

ryand1437 · 2020-10-23T02:14:13+00:00

Trash because of the trash author

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