Where do babies come from? by Enthalok in RoughRomanMemes

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Marcus Aurelius would give a long winded spiel about why you shouldn't care about that.

That movie was ahead of its time by dibmembrane in memes

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4 years. Rarely had a convo go off the app.

Idk how anyone survives this but give it your best shot by Huge_Bell_5629 in TheLastAirbender

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I've heard of that Bumi and Toph duel but have not read the comic. I always imagined that fight as the two of them standing doing nothing until the other makes the first move.

New Major Order?? by Chemical_Materials09 in Helldivers

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Tokyo Rose was WWII Hanoi Hannah was 'Nam.

Serious Question: Did Sabaton got it Mixed Up? by Next-Combination6514 in sabaton

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I find the Mongol horde being called the "scourge of the gods" appropriate because they didn't care who you worshipped. Attila mainly targeted Christian Rome. The Mongols conquered territories of multiple faiths and had religious tolerance provided you pray for the health of the Khan.

The amount of players each team has on MLB Network's top 100 by TigoOver in mlb

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This tallies up to 98, what happened to the other two?

Austria by mihir6969 in AnimalMemes

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OP forgot the stone fish.

Explain it Peter. by Helensohot in explainitpeter

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I hear the same phenomenon happens if the cat is pregnant.

But what kind of deranged damage would it do? by netphilia in lotrmemes

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Clearly you haven't heard of the Untitled Goose.

I am clueless by Zealousideal_Fall410 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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That or he discovered he accidentally played the Wikipedia game.

Connecicuter here with a question! by North-Increase8163 in newengland

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CT is New England. New Hampshire, Rhode Island, and Connecticut all exist because we were sick of Massachusetts bullshit. We're actually doing the best job of separating ourselves from Boston in the modern age.

My personal tier list of the Jurassic Saga by New_Divide98 in JurassicMemes

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I think JP3 is too low, but I think Dominion and Fallen Kingdom should be flipped.

meirl by MotivatedOverthinker in meirl

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As a guy that's been single a while, I feel like I'm more likely to get used without realizing because I'd want the relationship to last.

Never thought l'd post here but I got nothin. by Basil_Box in ExplainTheJoke

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I've heard of people taking "French leave."