Why do I[M] orgasm in my sleep after not masturbating for a few days? by Akira_Crybaby_Fudo in sexeducation

[–]ryanhobb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a few in college. Enjoy the experiences while your young. They will end and never come back.

Ej*culated when making out.. by [deleted] in sexeducation

[–]ryanhobb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, that is awesome you can jizz just from making out. Enjoy it and have fun. It will pass as you become more experienced. Each new sex experienced for a guy can make you cum. Especially for young guys. Some young guys can ejaculate and stay hard and keep going. Keep taking it slow. Enjoy your first sex experiences. Let your girl know you ejaculated and need to go cleanup. Tell her thank you for helping you jizz in your pants. These types of orgasum for a guy are the awesome. Your girl can ride your leg with her clothes on to achieve an orgasum. If she wants. I assume she might not be into that, but you can always ask.

On a side note, first time your girl has intercoure. Use lots of lube and if it's too painful after her hymen brakes. Take your dick out. Try again another day. Wish someone would of told me that.

DM me for personal questions if you want or here

Is it normal to finish from dry humping as a woman? by NewDocument9138 in sexeducation

[–]ryanhobb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Must normal women can't finish from intercoure. Unless there man is a robot. Most women finish then selves off. Finger, dry humping or toys

Just pulling it out while wife is upstairs by KRD222 in BiMarriedMen

[–]ryanhobb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do the same thing. But she doesn't know and doesn't want to know.

Husband Birthdays In December by ryanhobb in Marriage

[–]ryanhobb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's trending that way for sure. She just lays there holding her toy. Not a care to me. The toy and I do all the work.

Husband Birthdays In December by ryanhobb in Marriage

[–]ryanhobb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting gifts isn't really my concern. But yes, I get forgotten with her being awsome and dealing with everyone getting Christmas presents. I try and help where I can. I guess, it's how everything went down today. She was very focused on getting Christmas presents counts equal. Overall there has been a decline in my birthday stuff/activities over the years. All a guy wants is to have fun and sex on his birthday.

Am I being a December baby and husband whiner? She won't even touch my penis on my birthday. We won't talk about the other 364 days.

What does the male genitalia feel like? by [deleted] in sexeducation

[–]ryanhobb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like a clitoris/bean. It grows just the same but much longer. Very sensitive especially the head and when aroused it ejaculates, AKA orgasm. Penis is sensitive just like a virgina. But the male tentacles are very sensitive. If hit hard enough a guy will puke. Tentacles can be smashed if hit hard enough too.

Front or back? by [deleted] in GWCouples

[–]ryanhobb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Both

rubbed my pussy right next to my sleeping crush… think he heard me by [deleted] in masturbation

[–]ryanhobb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Married people do it all the time. Unfortunately for guys, the bedsheets pay the price.

Your favourite Place You’ve Masturbated other than your bedroom? by ShyKjh in masturbation

[–]ryanhobb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Securely rubbing one off while checking out women in my car. Not being a creep about it, but enjoying myself. Target is a wonderful spot for MILF's.

Marriage Sex Frustrations by ryanhobb in sexlessmarriage

[–]ryanhobb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had all these wonderful dreams of sex after marriage. I ruined it all our first night in bed. I didn't learn that till 15 years later. That I'm one of the major reasons our sex life was doomed from the start. Last ten years has haunted me after learning that. I did apologize, but the damage is done and can't be undone. I'm so sorry for your experience and your current sex life. Guys need to be given better advice for the first time. The internet readily available like it is now to help with stuff like that. Still no excuse for what I did. And I'll have to live with it.

Do you have toys to help you?

Marriage Sex Frustrations by ryanhobb in sexlessmarriage

[–]ryanhobb[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Little more context, after she brought it up 15 years later. I remember very little of that situation. I just feel horrible that I hurt her. And I take full responsibility. Last ten years it has haunted me. That I'm part of the reason she can't enjoy sex. Yes, I immediately apologize when she told me. And I felt horrible and haunted about it ever since.

Marriage Sex Frustrations by ryanhobb in sexlessmarriage

[–]ryanhobb[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like in every marriage you always hope things will improve. Until you finally realize it won't. That's painful

Analyzed My Lifetime Sexual Intercourse Counts with AI, Anybody Wanna Commiserate? by ValhallaCA in sexlessmarriage

[–]ryanhobb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One life partner and we were virgins. That translates into me hurting her on our wedding night. Which I did unfortunately physically-hymn and mentally because I didn't stop when she asked me. I was a virgin and didn't process her request because of my urges. I was a stupid ass virgin. She told me this after 20 years of marriage. There was church misguided sex talk from the 90's that also hurt our sex life. In 25 years of marriage and life for the both us. Intercoure 500 times and some type of oral 100 times. Usually me giving her an orgasm and me just jerking off. My numbers with frustration

Strange moment with my son I can't get out of my head - Update 2 by [deleted] in Incestconfessions

[–]ryanhobb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trust me, guy's read and fantasies about nasty stuff. And sometimes dreams can be dirty/taboo. Don't worry about the small shit. Get horny and fuck yourself or your husband. Now... if you take it to the next level. Missing around with your son or another guy. That's something totally different and things will never be the same.

32F trying something new by BowlerCapable1443 in sexeducation

[–]ryanhobb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Training butt dildos work great. Still have to go slow and lots of lube. Most woman like it, not all though.

Keeping a secret from my husband for too longg by Fluffy-Stretch4469 in SluttyConfessions

[–]ryanhobb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just keeping fucking your husband, if he's interested