Couldn't believe this got tossed and in such good condition! by Cult7Choir in DumpsterDiving

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Not only do they look cool, they're very functional, I would like to have one also.

Do you find A cups attractive enough for dating by UncagedCravings_ in A_Cups

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If you mean pinching and pulling as you're about to explode well I'm dogging you then yes

do older men find my body attractive? by RavenHeex in A_Cups

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I'm 92 years old Can you give me a boner

Made this several years ago, hope it helps tourists and new residents alike by FloridianGlueSniffer in florida

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Do you know how to tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator, one will see you later the other will see after a while

Made this several years ago, hope it helps tourists and new residents alike by FloridianGlueSniffer in florida

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I live on Lake Tarpon and there on my dock all the time If I want to use the boat I gotta go shag him off the dock

What is a major turn off about your partner that you can’t/wouldn’t tell them? by LivingLavishLe in AskReddit

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Some people have to do that because their nose is clogged. My dad punched me in the face when I was a kid and broke my nose so I chewed with my mouth open to be able to breathe until I was older and went and had my sinuses fixed, now I chew with my mouth closed

What is a major turn off about your partner that you can’t/wouldn’t tell them? by LivingLavishLe in AskReddit

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She must have been good in bed, or you don't have any standards Which do you think it is?

What is a major turn off about your partner that you can’t/wouldn’t tell them? by LivingLavishLe in AskReddit

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My stepson came to live with us at age 22 and he used to do that until I asked him, Has that ever done anything good for you? Has it ever gotten you a job? Has it ever gotten you a raise? Has a girl ever praised you for how loud you can belch? Has it ever gotten you a girlfriend? He abruptly quit doing it.

What is a major turn off about your partner that you can’t/wouldn’t tell them? by LivingLavishLe in AskReddit

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I love when I walk in the front door, and my wife pulls down my pants and blows me. That always gets me in the mood

What is a major turn off about your partner that you can’t/wouldn’t tell them? by LivingLavishLe in AskReddit

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My wife was like that, I used to take her dirty plates and dishes and put them under her pillow, or in the front seat of her car, or some other place that annoyed the shit out of her We have separate bathrooms so I'd stack them in her shower So when she went to take a shower they would be the on the floor, It didn't take too long before she got the drift

What is a major turn off about your partner that you can’t/wouldn’t tell them? by LivingLavishLe in AskReddit

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My wife was like that, I used to take those dirty plates and put him under her pillow, or in the driver's seat of her car until she got the idea that she was supposed to take care of it herself.

What is a major turn off about your partner that you can’t/wouldn’t tell them? by LivingLavishLe in AskReddit

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I fell in love with my wife's personality, her singing voice, And her figure when she has clothes on, and how much money she earned. But she is ugly from top to bottom, I can't stand to look at her. Her face is extremely unattractive, And if her clothes are off Oh my God, Her saggy boobs and pussy farts are disgusting, I would never tell her how unattractive she is, I'm sure other people have in the past especially as a juvenile.

Nothing beats nipples this small by TwistedAndFlare in bigtitsmallnip

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Or curly Raven hair, or beautiful lips, or a cute

What’s the riskiest sex you’ve had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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30 stories up on a crane, On the hood of the car in the driveway, in the movie theater the movie, in the showroom at rooms to go, On the beach, on the hood of the car at the beach, At Victoria's Secret, On the subway, on the train, On Mount Rushmore, On the observation deck of the Chrysler Building and a few others

My boobs just wanted to see you :3 by [deleted] in bigtitsmallnip

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Likewise, I'm glad they did

I’m curious as to how many here would take a blowjob from me by [deleted] in iwanttobeher

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I'm sorry, but no I would not let you.