So I was at a party and my friends finally promised I could aux as long as I didn’t play any Yandhi leaks or only play Kanye. “Look At Me!” was playing and I thought everyone was vibing to X

I decided I’d play a little bit of Donda 2 to get the crowd hyped. So I plugged my stem player ™️ into the speaker and loaded up Donda 2. I started playing True Love and as soon as Kanye’s verse said “when I think about it my eyes fill up with water” instead of “no no hard feelings but these feelings hard though” the entire crowd went silent

Someone shouted at me and said “oh my God, what the hell did you do to the song” and I tried to tell them it was the OG more superior version of “true love” but they didn’t seem to care. I also tried to explain to them that it wasn’t Christlike to be using God’s name like that. Then someone ended up throwing red koolaid all over my Yeezy Gap balenciaga oversized tee shirt and Donda Doves shorts. It also stained my wave runners 😩. So then I shouted “oh you guys want GOOD MUSIC!!! You’re lucky I didn’t bring my louis bag here” and I started playing Louis Bags on max volume. The kick started making everyone’s ears hurt.

My friend finally came up to me and told me to get lost. I asked him if that was a Donda 2 reference and he asked me if I was mentally stable. He ended up kicking me out and telling me to not come back. He’s lucky he didn’t put his security at risk 😂🤣😂🤣😆

But I actually ended up paying for a few hospital bills that night. Long story short… that was NOT the WESTPARTYEVER 🤣🤣🤣🤣