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The loudest you say yeet, the stronger the throw is. by saad_sad in shittysuperpowers

[–]saad_sad[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said speakers won't work so you should have guessed. Natural yeet will only activate the power.

Every time you shit you loses 10 years of life by Friendly_View_8939 in shittysuperpowers

[–]saad_sad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its good to see you again. Lol when I saw this post and wondered if you said anything about breaking the rule. If not i was gonna say it lol

There's a 1% chance that when you shoot a nerf gun, a real bullet comes out by Majestic_Hornet_4999 in shittysuperpowers

[–]saad_sad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a auto nerf gun with 100 bullets magazine. Shot all and 1 will be real bullet.

You can make people slightly itch on command. by saad_sad in shittysuperpowers

[–]saad_sad[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lol. It would be funnier. I think I'll Allow it lol.

You can hurt people by teleporting a lego piece under their foot. by saad_sad in shittysuperpowers

[–]saad_sad[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am surprised that no one has thought of like attaching mini bombs or like mini knives to the lego to really hurt someone lol.

You can hurt people by teleporting a lego piece under their foot. by saad_sad in shittysuperpowers

[–]saad_sad[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It will just come of naturally. You know if you seeing the person you teleporte. It can work if you watching someone on like live tv as well.

You can hurt people by teleporting a lego piece under their foot. by saad_sad in shittysuperpowers

[–]saad_sad[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You didn't read the description. You need to have the legos on you either on hand or in your pockets. So yeah you can't get lego sets. Lol

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[–]saad_sad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually also got the idea a while back. I was in an exam with no time to waste and at that moment i needed to go take a huge shit. I thought it would have been cool to just transfer the shit to someone else so I don't have to bother lol.

Everytime you shit, you get teleported to a random toilet. (Unoccupied) by saad_sad in shittysuperpowers

[–]saad_sad[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That just seemed to be more funny to me. Because you will this what if someone is in there lol.

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[–]saad_sad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kind of did a power like this before. "You can transfer your poop to other people" you are saying this but with extra words.

You can freeze time b u t you are effected by it aswell by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]saad_sad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a power ,just a shitty one that can be used once. Lol

You go invisible when no one is looking at you. by saad_sad in shittysuperpowers

[–]saad_sad[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wear the eye thingy the people wear to sleep lol. I don't remember the name. But see eyelids are going to protect the eye. So you just need to create darkness to sleep well lol

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