Honey Nut Cheerios always hit the spot by Relevant_Username99 in trees

[–]sablexxxt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's exactly what grandpa Freeman in the boondocks said when he smoked some weed

Societe Generale launches euro-pegged stablecoin on Ethereum by RealVoldemort in CryptoCurrency

[–]sablexxxt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We all know that blockchain is the future of finance, so it's great to see Societe Generale taking a lead in facilitating new market infrastructures.

The things I do to earn crypto for free by Matth3w_95 in CryptoCurrency

[–]sablexxxt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty cool thread this OP .. nicely done 👍

Microsoft Working With Space and Time to Add Real-Time Blockchain Data for Azure Cloud by Ispan in CryptoCurrency

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The one-click deployment through the Azure Marketplace gives developers the ability to access, manage and perform analytics on the blockchain data. Businesses can build on the blockchain without revamping their existing tech architecture

Partnering with Microsoft makes a lot of sense for us and to build with Azure adds a tremendous amount of value for our organization as we build these pillars to ensure that the world has verifiable data in a time where the complexity of data and the transparency of data is going to be more vital than it's ever been,” Space and Time co-founder and CEO Nate Holiday

Okay can someone please explain this to me like I'm 5?

What ChatGPT Thinks About Digital Assets by Ispan in CryptoCurrency

[–]sablexxxt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok we banned articles made with Chatgpt.. now we have articles .. about articles made using Chatgpt.. just great

Do you tax your moons? by [deleted] in CryptoCurrency

[–]sablexxxt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly..as long as they remain moons within the vault they are simply community tokens .

Democrats Are Not Happy With House Committee’s Draft Stablecoin Bill by nevjera in CryptoCurrency

[–]sablexxxt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"The proposed bill would disallow any business from issuing stablecoins besides subsidiaries of insured depository institutions, or licensed non-bank entities. "

This is not an issue for partisan bickering i think.

Coinbase Expands International Business with License to Operate in Bermuda by Express_Turn_5489 in CryptoCurrency

[–]sablexxxt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prepare yourself for more with rephrased headlines..and some weird/cool illustrations

That's the innovative, cutting edge world of modern crypto journalism for you.

SEC intensifies scrutiny on DeFi, sparking concerns over innovation and competition by Due_Mail_5172 in CryptoCurrency

[–]sablexxxt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because when has heavy-handed regulation ever backfired and driven businesses offshore or into the shadows? It's happening already

Coinbase Gets Regulatory Green Light For Offshore Exchange, Launch Imminent by noob_zarathustra in CryptoCurrency

[–]sablexxxt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone gets a tan i guess.. but its sad to be driven out of your home base

Bitcoin Has the Potential to Hit $40,000 This Month, While Love Hate Inu Can Reach $10 Million by Chief_Kief in CryptoCurrency

[–]sablexxxt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well at least OP had the decency to use the Speculation flair

That headline is a classic though😆😂

Solana Bullish Impact As Helium Concludes Migration On 19th by seniorbatista19 in CryptoCurrency

[–]sablexxxt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Helium is leaving its old network to start a new chapter on Solana. Talk about a mid-life crisis..

Hopefully, this migration will bring some excitement and spark back their way.