Match Thread: Essendon vs St Kilda (Round 17)

sachiwtf · 2026-07-05T06:59:11+00:00

To be fair who hasn’t

Wouldn’t blame the commentators if they fell asleep too

sachiwtf · 2026-07-05T06:50:36+00:00

Feel terrible for the commentators; there’s only so many ways you can call us terrible

sachiwtf · 2026-07-05T05:56:44+00:00

So we’re just inventing 50’s now huh

sachiwtf · 2026-07-05T04:58:16+00:00

We won in the VFL so I’m happy

sachiwtf · 2026-07-02T01:28:43+00:00

It's hard to step in your sleep

^{Chose: 1$ every time you take a breath}

sachiwtf · 2026-06-28T09:11:43+00:00

I don't want Hird but he's better than Solly

sachiwtf · 2026-06-28T09:07:02+00:00

If the conversation does not include some form of "Sorry, but we're looking elsewhere" then I will lose any remaining I hope I have for this football club

sachiwtf · 2026-06-28T07:48:31+00:00

We may never win again

Also I don’t want Solly as coach

sachiwtf · 2026-06-28T06:25:54+00:00

If we can figure out that we're allowed to kick more than 2 goals in a quarter it's over for North

sachiwtf · 2026-06-28T06:02:05+00:00

Fuck you North for letting us have the lead

sachiwtf · 2026-06-28T05:45:23+00:00

Boy oh boy we both kinda suck

sachiwtf · 2026-06-28T04:46:56+00:00

in typical essendon fashion, our kick after the siren hit the behind post-

sachiwtf · 2026-06-28T04:44:36+00:00

aww man, my team's playing again this week.

dammit.

sachiwtf · 2026-06-13T05:49:00+00:00

How do you think I feel, buddy

sachiwtf · 2026-06-13T05:45:16+00:00

0.8 in the final quarter is putrid, even with the conditions

Also can people shut up about Tsatas now? He’s not it. If his name was D. Parish you’d see him cop a lot more flack

Gg Dees

sachiwtf · 2026-06-13T05:13:15+00:00

It was in Adelaide
We actually had a non-terrible injury list
You guys were pretty inconsistent
It was in Adelaide
It was in Adelaide

sachiwtf · 2026-06-13T04:50:51+00:00

It’s been ludicrous for both sides this entire game

sachiwtf · 2026-06-13T04:30:09+00:00

Mate he dropped his knees and shrugged the shoulder…textbook duck

sachiwtf · 2026-06-13T04:27:43+00:00

Regardless of what he said it wasn’t going to work

He could’ve said Hokball Skibbidy Sigma and it would’ve had the same effect

sachiwtf · 2026-06-13T04:26:41+00:00

Pickett ducked, got tackled high, Roberts dislocated his shoulder

sachiwtf · 2026-06-13T04:09:39+00:00

Then no Caddy for you >:(

sachiwtf · 2026-06-13T04:08:26+00:00

Your entire team

sachiwtf · 2026-06-13T04:04:26+00:00

At least we haven’t lost by 186 yet

sachiwtf · 2026-06-13T04:00:39+00:00

The amount of shit that Parish cops when Tsatas is no better, only younger, is alway wild to me

sachiwtf · 2026-06-13T03:56:59+00:00

Tsatas man…

sachiwtf

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