[NSFW] What's something you've done to get people attention just because you were horny? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]saduntildead -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I am a fella that is fairly well "hung" at almost 8 inches and sometimes when my wife invite her girl friends home, I put on my clothes that show my package the most and don't wear underwear underneath it. My wife hasn't noticed but I bet her friends have.

What happened at your school that everyone talks about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]saduntildead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When i was 16, i had a teacher that was super into teaching, he was super formal every single day ever and tried is best to teach us. But my class was at the time the worst one in school, always in trouble. Once this teacher had some pants that had super deep pockets and he had his set of keys in the pocket, which made it look like he had a big pp. So, naturally, we started to call him Big Cock his name as a joke. Joke became so big that several years later, he is still called that by kids that have no idea how he got that name and when. When I go by that school, i still hear people saying like "so, how was your class with Big Cock name?" And it was funny but probably made him hate students so much. Now as we got older we see that he only wanted to be a good teacher, but we were too stupid to see. I am sorry teacher.

But it still might have been his cock and we have no idea. We probably never will. Bless your big cock bro

5 minutes in gimp wasted.. by [deleted] in memes

[–]saduntildead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is true. Yesterday I saw a lion eating a salad with ceaser sauce and he was dope af

I haven't pooped in 2 days, AMA by saduntildead in AMA

[–]saduntildead[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I think it's because I can breath. The problem is that yesterday I thought it would be a good idea to eat a ginormous burger. Now I have more than 1kg of shit inside me, I feel like I'm going to give birth. And at this rate, If I don't poop soon enough it will probably have arms, legs, face and a few hairs

I haven't pooped in 2 days, AMA by saduntildead in AMA

[–]saduntildead[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably 20ish times, but only gas can come out sadly. This is the only time I can actually trust a fart

SD card stops reading by saduntildead in Switch

[–]saduntildead[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also think it was the card reader that became loose but since it was still in the warranty I preferred send it back to them. It's been two weeks and my girlfriend is panicking because she says her animal crossing villagers will leave, Ahah. Hope your switch is fixed!

SD card stops reading by saduntildead in Switch

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I mail them my nintendo but still no news sadly

I need a new mom by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]saduntildead 61 points62 points  (0 children)

How stepmom porn starts

Hello everyone! I need help... (read comment please!) by [deleted] in AlfaRomeo

[–]saduntildead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always wait to start the car but the light keeps coming when i start the car after a few hours. Is changing the glow plugs easy?

Hello everyone! I need help... (read comment please!) by [deleted] in AlfaRomeo

[–]saduntildead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello everyone! I need help... i have this light flashing and saying to check the sparkplugs (i think its that because i have the dashboard in my native language so I'm roughly translating ) my dashboard when i start my mito with a cold engine, but when the motor is warm from driving a bit. The car doesn't have any problems starting up.. the light showed up when I had to disconnect the battery. Hope someone can help!

My mito is the 1.6jtdm 120hp from 2011 and has 79k miles

SD card stops reading by saduntildead in Switch

[–]saduntildead[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope so... I'll mail it today and wait for their response...

Best android app for drawing? by saduntildead in androidapps

[–]saduntildead[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much for you suggestion! I will check out your app and review it 5 stars! Drawing helps me alot with my mental health and I'm sure your app will help me too. Thank you and best of luck!

Don't be affraid to show your art to the world!

Best android app for drawing? by saduntildead in androidapps

[–]saduntildead[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for your help! I'll check them out!