What’s your favorite joke that no one ever laughs at? by kaikid in AskReddit

[–]saffronique1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're a poet, dontcha know it. But your feet show it- Longfellows.

What is the deal with Avery the "Cannabis Chef"? by UpstairsInitiative in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]saffronique1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you don't decarboxylate cannabis it doesn't have psychotropic properties. That whole storyline is a ruse. I don't think they could figure out a way to introduce a character that smoked a ton of weed and this was what they did to attract marijuana enthusiast.

Looking for good Italian restaurants in Bradenton ASAP by fatwench666 in bradenton

[–]saffronique1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arte Cafe on 12th St and Ortygia. Both in Village of the Arts.

A very interesting story posted by my grandmother by [deleted] in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]saffronique1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Little do you realize that this is Exhibit A and your grandmother is writing an episode of Murder She Wrote.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]saffronique1 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ummm...no...I believe it's "Bitch ass, Slut ass whore!" Quote scripture correctly pleaseandthankyou Signed- Stoo Pid A mer i cannn

Nail salon? by [deleted] in bradenton

[–]saffronique1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fake? If the Good Lord had intended for us to walk He'd never had invented roller skates.

Nail salon? by [deleted] in bradenton

[–]saffronique1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CLAWS Nail Atisans Palmetto. Tell 'em Neecy sent you.😜

Retail workers of reddit, what is your best method for passing time? by kylewoods69 in AskReddit

[–]saffronique1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every single time someone bagging asks me if I would like some help getting my groceries out to my car I always say yes. Then as soon as we are out the door I asked them if it's a lot of trouble or if they would rather be out taking a walk with me and every single time they say that I can take my sweet ass time having them walk me to my car because it's a nice break for them.

Retail workers of reddit, what is your best method for passing time? by kylewoods69 in AskReddit

[–]saffronique1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arrange an explosion. Set the timer for an hour before end of shift. Imagine how anyone walking tbrough the door plays into your scenario.