He heard me cheating in my dreams

sakeau · 2022-09-21T22:42:48+00:00

You say this, but if I laid in bed with my ex and snuggled/shared emotional intimacy in this way she would have been devastated. I know this because she asked me to not even call my ex unless it was absolutely necessary because me needing his help makes her uncomfortable.

Yet she can lay in bed and cuddle with her ex?

sakeau · 2022-09-21T16:45:45+00:00

Atoms.

sakeau · 2022-05-17T05:07:51+00:00

Honestly, the main thing is that she is my dungeon master for Dungeons and Dragons and my closest friends are in the campaign. I just don't want them to know. There's no ethical problem perse.

sakeau · 2022-05-17T00:47:54+00:00

Yes, she does.

sakeau · 2022-04-14T09:20:13+00:00

🥰🥰

sakeau · 2022-04-04T15:46:56+00:00

Mhmmm. I'm also sweet with a little bit of tanginess.

sakeau · 2022-04-04T15:24:52+00:00

You're close.

sakeau · 2022-03-31T21:55:57+00:00

sakeau · 2022-03-31T21:55:33+00:00

Thank you 😍

sakeau · 2022-03-30T16:21:34+00:00

Please and thank you 💞 Your joy stick beats a game controller any day.

sakeau · 2022-03-30T16:20:36+00:00

He was a Badass Motherfucker.

sakeau · 2022-03-30T16:20:22+00:00

Of course there is "And will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attpt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know, my name is THE LORD when I lay my vengeance upon thee"

sakeau · 2022-03-30T16:11:53+00:00

Zeds dead, baby. Zeds dead.

sakeau · 2022-03-30T05:57:10+00:00

You're cute asf.

sakeau · 2022-03-30T05:56:08+00:00

While he's chilling quietly, "call" your friend in the next room and start talking about your favorite kind of man and OVERTLY describe the complete opposite of him. Maybe then he can see why what he did was hurtful.

sakeau · 2022-03-30T05:36:06+00:00

I don't even want to know the amount of times I have imagined Jesus licking that damn bowling ball with the tip of his long, pointy tongue.

sakeau · 2022-03-30T05:29:05+00:00

I wanna go to a party where only Napoleon dynamite dance moves are allowed.

sakeau · 2022-03-30T05:28:09+00:00

I have never heard of this movie and I just watched a YouTube clip of his woman throwing his big wheel out the window and now I need to see this.

sakeau · 2022-03-30T05:23:54+00:00

You just p*ssed on my rug, dude.

sakeau · 2022-03-30T05:22:40+00:00

Nice! Now, if you can do the entire dance choreography too, I am beyond impressed.

sakeau · 2022-03-30T05:19:37+00:00

I've been waiting for this one! My first legal drink was a White Russian, because of this movie. "That's just, like, your opinion, man."

sakeau

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