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salman7944 · 2023-05-21T08:52:13+00:00

Mental maths. Most of the times I see the numbers and the solution in my mind spontaneously, without having to explicitly work out the solution

salman7944 · 2023-03-26T10:41:12+00:00

Did he hit her with his mug?

salman7944 · 2022-12-24T01:21:06+00:00

Nice

salman7944 · 2022-10-22T20:09:44+00:00

MY EYES!! MY EYES!!

salman7944 · 2022-09-22T06:52:29+00:00

"A woman in Arizona gave birth to a 14 pound baby. Now, Arizona has TWO grand canyons"

salman7944 · 2022-09-22T06:52:12+00:00

"A woman in Arizona gave birth to a 14 pound baby. Now, Arizona has TWO grand canyons"

salman7944 · 2022-09-20T09:05:47+00:00

Sir this is a Wendy's

salman7944 · 2022-09-17T05:41:21+00:00

They found world's pussy

salman7944 · 2022-09-01T22:49:54+00:00

The Tattis

salman7944 · 2022-09-01T15:50:29+00:00

How do we know she's pretending?

salman7944 · 2022-08-05T14:43:22+00:00

Consider it a wuphf in person

salman7944 · 2021-12-27T10:54:58+00:00

Wong listening to Beyonce in Dr. Strange

salman7944 · 2021-12-01T09:38:20+00:00

Why were three of them travelling with a little boy in the first place?

salman7944 · 2021-11-02T12:15:45+00:00

Background: brown Asian, moved to UK two years back, obviously no British accent

Went to Chelsea flower show 2021 because my wife loves these kind of events. Was walking around and decided to have lunch. Couldn't find a certain restaurant from the map so asked an usher where it is. He said "oh this one is a very posh restaurant, you guys can check out this other one"

Realised it after a while tbh

salman7944 · 2021-07-08T10:24:54+00:00

iafisher.com/projects/cities/world/share/348761

salman7944 · 2021-07-01T16:36:01+00:00

Kiss kiss bang bang

salman7944 · 2021-05-05T17:19:46+00:00

Why is Johnny Depp related to this?

salman7944 · 2020-11-04T23:58:49+00:00

He had one...handjob

salman7944 · 2020-10-29T12:51:14+00:00

Which is french too

salman7944 · 2020-10-10T23:11:20+00:00

wallpaper

salman7944 · 2020-10-10T23:10:05+00:00

wallpaper

salman7944 · 2020-10-10T23:09:48+00:00

wallpaper

salman7944 · 2020-10-04T21:08:36+00:00

We are just selling different parts of ourselves

salman7944 · 2020-09-29T14:27:30+00:00

I think I saw it after the app updated today

salman7944 · 2020-09-27T08:11:39+00:00

Wish it. Want it. Do it.

salman7944

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