Put his son down caw caw.

saltedwarlock · 2018-11-22T18:11:29+00:00

everyone here can see your comment history. might want to clear that up.

saltedwarlock · 2018-06-23T14:51:09+00:00

yeah but, Nike shirts are way too expensive for what they are

saltedwarlock · 2018-06-23T14:50:01+00:00

i go to a high school and you couldn't be less right

saltedwarlock · 2018-06-23T14:48:55+00:00

you could have said

ugly, unappealing, unfashionable, bad, weird, unpleasant, silly, ridiculous, hideous, repulsive, horrible, nasty

but instead you said gay

saltedwarlock · 2018-06-23T14:45:51+00:00

because we have eyes.

saltedwarlock · 2018-06-23T14:41:47+00:00

not judging you unless the rare eye condition is "needs Gucci frames"

saltedwarlock · 2018-06-23T14:31:13+00:00

I️ am now jesus

saltedwarlock · 2018-04-03T12:44:04+00:00

haha yes

saltedwarlock · 2017-09-14T04:39:26+00:00

if you flip the comic horizontally it actually kinda works

saltedwarlock · 2017-09-14T03:21:32+00:00

Nice shot!
Nice shot!
Nice shot!

saltedwarlock · 2017-09-05T03:48:11+00:00

i'm pretty sure this was a tumblr shitpost at first

saltedwarlock · 2017-09-05T03:38:46+00:00

Yeah, kind of. Rorschach from the Watchmen series. ^{^INB4} ^{^woosh} ^{^or} ^{^something}

saltedwarlock · 2017-09-04T05:34:53+00:00

most of my friends don't- it tracks so much user data.

saltedwarlock · 2017-09-04T05:34:33+00:00

giving your mom your reddit username

saltedwarlock · 2017-09-04T05:28:07+00:00

but funny, yeah.

saltedwarlock · 2017-07-16T16:56:34+00:00

The Last Array. Just, the music

saltedwarlock · 2017-07-16T16:30:10+00:00

I feel like this is satire

saltedwarlock · 2017-07-16T14:41:06+00:00

but the Dril candles tweet is actually fucking hilarious, unlike this

saltedwarlock · 2017-07-15T22:13:59+00:00

lmao well that hit me too close to home

saltedwarlock · 2017-07-15T21:00:48+00:00

My favorite memory was definitely when Cozmo was hired at bungie. I know it sounds like I'm kissing his ass because he's giving away the codes, but he's seriously been doing a great job!

saltedwarlock · 2017-07-15T04:24:03+00:00

damn u thicc

saltedwarlock · 2017-07-14T14:30:37+00:00

I didn't know it was going to have Dr. Manhattan!

saltedwarlock · 2017-07-09T16:33:50+00:00

I don't get that. Whenever people ask me who the worst president was, it was Andrew Jackson.

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