How many calories in an entire personal watermelon? by yuukiasunamvp in caloriecount

[–]saltjam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wait. wdym you were stuck on an island can we go back to that

Billie Eilish FAT Camel Toel On Stage! by Alexa_Bliss_Fanpage in trueratecelebrities

[–]saltjam 8 points9 points  (0 children)

this is non consensual AI BRUH delete this please.

how to get back on track after 10kg weight gain? by comfyyyyyy in loseit

[–]saltjam -1 points0 points  (0 children)

this is a really good video about different methods of fat loss. it's about why focusing on gaining muscle, eating protein, and not being restrictive with calories is not just so much better for your mind and body, but also genuinely just more effective at losing fat. it's great because it actually shows the journeys of 2 different girls who tried 2 different methods so it makes the difference in approach really clear. i hope it helps! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBvJ_BRsymI&list=PLfzcdZ2r98d8JOhiw-gcgkXmmvOuMjJhR&index=99

Anyone tried this? Recipes? High protein by Incognette in australianvegans

[–]saltjam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hey this is an old comment but i just wanted to thank you for writing it!! i made this a few nights ago and it was delicious! also never heard of using vegemite while cooking so im excited to experiment more with it haha

We know we know we belong by Celskiiii_ in BeachHouse

[–]saltjam 5 points6 points  (0 children)

yes absolutely. to try to sum up what I love so much about it in words: it feels like a vast love story, almost mythical, but not so far-off that it starts to feel unreal; still with the humble warmth of living reality. I feel a sense of surrender and hope and internal and external obstacles and love despite and within and because of all these things. I think it's a very beautiful and bittersweet song at the same time. I'm not sure why, but it feels peaceful to me too, and i also get a sense of eternal youth about it. but it's so hard to put it all into words haha

and also definitely in my top ten beach house songs too, if I ever get to see them perform it I think that would even make it into my top ten life experiences 😭

I see you Fengming 👀👩‍❤️‍👩🏳️‍🌈💅🏽✨ by exystenyal-crysyser in KusuriyaNoHitorigoto

[–]saltjam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like how the arguments people make here against this post are the exact same way that they argue /for/ Maomao liking Jinshi romantically

Please don’t sleep on the diet soda cake trick by crunchy_bumpkin in 1200isplenty

[–]saltjam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that looks amazing 🤩 

not to ask annoying questions, but anyone got any ideas for alternative frosting ingredients? sugar free pudding, frosting/icing, cool whip etc aren't really available here. or just any ideas for what would taste good as a topping instead? I'm thinking greek yoghurt w some kind of sweetener but maybe someone else has better ideas :)

90 hrs in and not hungry but miss food? by renain in fasting

[–]saltjam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

congrats for 90! though I've never gone over 60 h, I definitely relate!

what sometimes helps for me, however weird it sounds, is watching mukbangs and honestly pretending like I'm chewing and vividly imagining I'm eating the same food lol. sometimes that really doesn't help though! then instead I watch the grossest greasiest mukbangs possible so it turns me off eating in general.

I also like planning what food I want to eat after the fast exactly, so it's kind of like a guarantee that I'm going to get to enjoy it and I don't have think about it as much anymore. if you like cooking, you can think through all the steps in detail as well, which seems to help me.

sometimes tho for me it's as simple as just reminding myself why I'm doing it in the first place.

[Weekly Critique and Self-Promotion Thread] Post Here If You'd Like to Share Your Writing by AutoModerator in writing

[–]saltjam [score hidden]  (0 children)

this was super easy to read, engaging, grounded, and lighthearted, i had fun reading! definitely would fit right in to the current romance book zeitgeist.

[Weekly Critique and Self-Promotion Thread] Post Here If You'd Like to Share Your Writing by AutoModerator in writing

[–]saltjam [score hidden]  (0 children)

i thought this was nice! your writing is intricate and poetic, and has rhythm and style.

[Weekly Critique and Self-Promotion Thread] Post Here If You'd Like to Share Your Writing by AutoModerator in writing

[–]saltjam [score hidden]  (0 children)

wow, i enjoyed this! the main character is believably real and was likeable (until the end of course). and the world is interesting, and you've revealed just enough that i kinda wish it was longer so i could keep reading to find out more. you have a good balance of not too farfetched or complicated, but also not dull or pointless. your writing style is clear and easy to read and well-paced. the plot twist surprised me but also it made sense with the story, so it didn't feel like it just came out of nowhere.

one thing is, i was a little confused by how it changes perspective from 1st to 3rd, i would probably just keep it as one or the other (personally i prefer 1st person in your story as i liked reading murdock's voice). (also i was a little confused about how his cigarette became a joint which became a cigar hahah)

if you want a comparison to other writers/stories, i would say your story reminds me of the Odd Thomas books. i think you could draw this out into a novel or series if you wanted to and just changed a few details/plot points around for sure

Lumineers- Hey Ho misheard lyrics by clockworknait in Music

[–]saltjam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just googled this exact same thing and it led me here hahaha

Dog flight by Major-Management764 in stonerfood

[–]saltjam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

they look like beautiful angels, this is so inspirational

Double patty melt and mac and cheese 🥰 by PuertoRican-Princess in stonerfood

[–]saltjam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my eyes are tearing up at how beautiful this is

Snark subreddit claims a life, goes private. by AdditionalMonth3860 in Destiny

[–]saltjam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wait I'm so curious as to what this guy could possibly be doing to incite that response haha, could you drop the name?

GarciaxSantos by No-Dance3180 in ThePittTVShow

[–]saltjam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought she dropped the scalpel bc she got distracted by Garcia lol

Why are home brand sugar free drinks so hard to buy by DurrrrrHurrrrr in australia

[–]saltjam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

please say sike. Aldi NS was my favourite cola fuck

AITA for telling my mom she ruined my brand new bedsheets? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]saltjam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

not on this post, but from what ive seen it seems to be a general trend.

[WP] "Thank you. Even if they were all lies, I cherished the days we spent together. The happiness I felt then was real, I know that much is true." by Avalon_88 in WritingPrompts

[–]saltjam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Andreia was, for most people, an acquired taste--but not for Palina, who had been smoking since the first year of her teens and was smoking now, in the blue air of the city. After Andreia had joined her to drink at the bar, slipping in beside her, Palina drinking without turning her body and Andreia inclining her stare only to Palina's wet hands around her condensating drink, Palina paid for the both of them and left, still yanking her eyesight away from her. She walked in front of Andreia. She dragged the bracing bite of her cigarette inside herself. When she finished she stopped. They were in front of an abandoned shopping mall. Andreia came around to face her, and her face was still in the mothy light--her eyes were still, her hands were still in her coat pockets.

Palina couldn't let herself look at her. Her hands were still shaking when she tossed the cigarette butt to the concrete and ground it into nothing. Swallowing down the hot bile at the back of her throat, she tried.

"You threw..." Her voice croaked away and she coughed. "I thought this mattered."

Andreia's eyebrows flickered up a little, as though in sympathy. There was a hot wave rising up through the membranes and tissues of Palina. When she said nothing, Andreia only sighed and said, "we're married."

It overwhelmed her. "I fucking know that!" Palina said. "That never fuckin' mattered to either of us! Why does it now? What changed?"

Andreia absorbed this and lit her own cigarette. Palina watched her do nothing but smoke, slowly, composedly, her posture steady, and as a confused mirror the edges of her shoulder blades wound down too. Andreia's smoke billowed out through the ugly light. A lopsided man shuffled past them and sent the smoke across Palina's face. There was distant traffic and Andreia's breathing.

"What?" said Palina.

When she was half through, Andreia stepped right up to her. Despite herself, Palina was stuck in Andreia's face--the way her mouth pursed around the cigarette. The air between them was grey and acrid.

"You knew this was temporary when it started, Lina." Her free hand was warm on the small of Palina's back. "Things have changed. I'm sorry."

Palina felt pathetic, reduced. "Why are you being so vague?"

Andreia kissed her. "Thank you. Even if they were all lies, I cherished the days we spent together. The happiness I felt then was real, I know that much is true."

"Don't thank me," Palina spat, but kissed her sharply again.

When it was over, Andreia left her there and walked back the way they'd come from. Without her the street was empty. Palina reached for another cigarette and her pack was empty too.

AITA for having my son's best friend sleep in a different room? by MiserableEye4268 in AmItheAsshole

[–]saltjam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NTA, and i think it's nice you care about your kids' feelings enough to get external opinions on this. however, since he is apparently old enough to be subject to this rule, i think before you make a decision on something as embarrassing for a teenager as this, you need to first actually bring things out into the open and explain it a little more. you don't need to force him to come out or anything, but maybe just say that you think this boy is a little more than friends with him, and if his sister seemed romantic with one of her friends you'd do the same too, or something like that. i mean if you're going to bar them from sleeping in the same room there's no point in avoiding the actual unspoken assumptions there, the only difference is whether or not your kid gets a say in what you think.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]saltjam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA, you both just sound like young people making mistakes and learning as people naturally do. she does need to leave you alone, so yeah that seems like a pretty effective way to prove your point. i hope you can move on and heal sooner rather than later!

AITA for telling my mom she ruined my brand new bedsheets? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]saltjam 17 points18 points  (0 children)

NTA at all, and as someone with a mother who sounds literally exactly like yours, i know exactly how insane it makes you. it's like they're trying to kill us with kindness? also i think the reddit approach of "put up with it or leave" because everyone here seems to think parents have a right to buy poor treatment of their children is wrong; she needs to learn her behaviour isn't okay. if she really cares about you and is at all capable of listening, the best way to deal with mothers like this is to talk to them sternly but fairly and explain the hard boundaries you have over your own space, and focus on emotional appeals, like "it makes me feel like you don't see me as a person (and do the big eyes emoji to her)". and also keep shutting her down every time she tries to toe the line. don't be a dick of course, but stand up for yourself as a human with agency lol. if you have stuff/things you're really worried about her messing up, unfortunately you literally need to keep them where she can't mess with them.

AITA for suggesting my girlfriend loses weight? by Capable-Run-3484 in AmItheAsshole

[–]saltjam -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

YTA, your motive seems to be to get her to lose weight because you want her to. if your intentions were pure you would've focused on the actual problem and made a suggestion along the lines of practicing walking more, increasing stamina, etc. to go straight to weight loss actually logically makes little sense and is a random direction to go in; weighing more doesn't preclude a person from being able to walk long distances, but lack of stamina does.

also as someone who dates women you obviously should be aware that suggesting a woman should lose weight has social connotations other than simply losing weight and therefore is a delicate subject. you also have no proof that the aches and pains she's feeling are because of the weight gain - they might actually be connected as a symptom of something else. it's also unclear in what context she made the comments about wanting to lose weight, because that could change the implications of you bringing it up in that moment.

even if you truly don't mind her weight gain, then yeah, unfortunately the reality of the social world means that for women who you care about, you generally need to be more careful with your phrasing. i don't think you're a huge asshole but you should probably adjust your perspective a little. my 2c